Sacred

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by JustaGaurd, Jan 7, 2016.

  1. Hi I'm a security guard. I'm guarding Costco tonight, it's 12:00am right now and I don't get out tell 7:00am. I'm in the middle of no where and I'm scared. It's also raining.

    FYI: I'm 19. Never had a job, never left home later than 10pm.
     
  2. Yooooooooooo do we get to help with your choices?
     
  3. Costco is bae ?
    Good luck tho ?? you'll survive ?
     
  4. Listen to happy music or just whistle like a regular security guard.
     
  5. Just go sit on toilet and play Pimd til morning
     
  6. :? Don't look behind you
     
  7. If only you told us your exact location.. we would've joined you :')
     
  8. Is this a replay and you expect us to walk up to you in costco where you're keeping guard, and entertain you?
    Cause idk what this is and I hope it's not that.
    Are you buff? Security guards are usually buff. Plus you're in America? You have a gun? Know how to fire a gun? Just make sure you have the element of surprise on any intruders and be ready to shoot first. You have nothing to worry about.
     
  9. I'm behind you :?
     
  10. :? Oh fudge
     
  11. I'm so lost! What is this thread even about?
     
  12. Bye Pumpkin
     
  13. Alright, bye
     
  14. See br0 the trick to not getting scared is not getting scared. So don't get scared.
     
  15. What's the trick tho? I was lurking in forums