I'm sure you all have heard the news, either seen it on the Television in news channels or on that video sharing website powered by the internet search giant. Regardless, you have all heard that it was a 'meteorite' that was seen, however, this is purely false information. Don't believe the lies, people. I'm here to spread the truth of what really happened. Earlier that day there were reports of earthquakes, explosions and blast waves. Like some sort of battle was going on. That is exactly what it was. Although the news channels did not release the information, that is what happened. Here is a picture of the so called 'meteorite' However, after carefully analizing the picture for hours, I was able to distinguish a figure at the end of the 'tail' of that 'meteorite' What I found was shocking. Here is the enhanced picture: Yes, ladies and gentlemen. Mother fucking Goku. That explains all the explosions going on. Seems like Planet Earth is in grave danger and our Z-Fighters are doing all they can to stop this. Let's all hope for the best. By the way, if at any point you hear a voice saying "People of Earth, lend me your energy" you put your mother fucking hands up in the air.
Dammit. They've found us! I want this thread locked, picture gone, and never speak of this again! You shall never know about our creed