rp with me

-Tips over chair-

 

-pees on your cat.-

 

-Flies through as a magical satan unicorn Pegasus-

 

-vomits glitter over your ugly chartreuse colored, fringed cowgirl style boots with a slow Southern drawl that belong in the Banned pile in Texas

 

that will be quickly incinerated with its ashes dumped unceremoniously in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle-

 

*sits in a corner and reads a book, accidentally disembowelling someone whenever I turn a page*

 

-outside, taking a crap on the flowers in the backyard-

 

-bumps this awesome thread-

 

Bumpa

 

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