Hello, gather round children and elves and I shall tell u a beautiful story. One that doesn't have a title.
One day a young girl was just eating some blue gloves, when a magical ladybug came and said You are the one
The girl was not sure what was going on but she followed the weird creature and accidentally swallowed it but that was okay cuz his understudy was available.
The ladybug manages to fly for thirty seconds. It was a miracle! He showed the young girl a little spot that had A door attached to a tree A naked hobo called dumbledorr A key
The hobo came and said LADY U ARE SOOO GAGA! So she called herself lady gaga. She was freaked out by the hobo so she grabbed the key and opened the door that led to the moon. There they saw a person called Michael Jackson. But he wasn't the •original• his real name was Barthollemew Troll. He was (according to the ladybug) michael Jackson the 13th. Lady gaga got very upset because 13 is an unlucky number! She grabbed michael jackson's shoe and watched it turn into a purple gecko. And went back through the door. While dumble door was waiting for her. She told him that he could eat her foot if he liked. And dumbledorr got so happy he exploded.
Chapter:1 lady gaga's story -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- OMG want more randomness? Bump meh!
Lol I like this story its funny At least i'm not cursing and being rude like you did on my thread --
One day a fish was flying around Paris! When his mom got mad at him for not packing his feathers. The fish was upset because he was three seconds away from home! How could he travel back so fast? But no fear! Queen Elizabeth the 84th appeared and gave the fish his feathers! The fish told the queen to go and eat a damn gecko cuz she shouldn't be touching his stuff. The queen ate the fish and the director and producer fired her. And there was absolute no understudy! But the gecko had not been eaten by the queen! So we now do a story on him. ~Chapter:2 the very short fish story. So the gecko went on an adventure to find the best pair of sunglasses! When he came across a tiny stone. He sat on the stone and the mother stone came and gave him a butterscotch candy cane. The gecko was so offended he needed phycological help. So he turned himself inside out so he could roll on the sea of books to get to the magical ladybug faster. But when he got there he remembered that the lady big wAs eaten by ladygaga! And the understudy was on a break so we hire this fat guy bigger than 3high schools 7community centers 2skyscrapers 148260032897 people Except for the highschools. He has been losing weight. Once the gecko saw the fat man he could not believe it! It was in a ladybug suit but could not fly! He sent a complaint to the narrator. ... .... .. ... Then the naked hobo came and said CAN U BE MY TOILET PAPER? the gecko screamed at the hobo because he was in the last story and because he was wearing a Santa costume and the gecko was Jewish. The gecko committed suacide and ate ice-cream and had a date with his mom. The end ~Chapter 3: the geckos adventure
A little mango was happily in love with a duck. They got married and had babies. They were mango duckies! They would swim and laugh and eat apples. They would never eat mangos cuz that would be half cannibalism. Anyways they went swimming in a volcano one day and it burned there eyes and they had to wear lamps or else they would die. They put chapstick on their feathers and went off in a circle formation doing the can-can. They were on a quest to find the biggest most baddest pants. When they came across them they got so scared that they transformed into Selena Gomez. And that's how Selena Gomez came to be.
Hey y'all know that movie inception? And if u don't someone please explain it to them. Anyway this is what inception really is. It's when ur walking along and u see ur mom in underpants and ur like what the f*ck? And ur moms so chill she's just like and then Celine Dion does a dance routine with Pretty Cure anime show to Korean songs. And Rudolph (just noticed Rudolph has Dolph in it omg that's not how I got the name Dolph though) gets drunk. And then ur friend comes and starts freaking out because they know that something weird is going on then they realize that they are sexy and start stripping. And ur teacher comes over with the class and they clap for her wonderful performance and u and some other people are like wtf! And the teacher gives them an A and (the pluses don't show. ) then ur mom comes still in her underwear and she's like and a chicken foot comes over and says WHOA I AM DRIVING A CAR BE JELLY! (jealous) and u are standing there wondering when did ur life get SOOO messed up?