Roommates. are. Evil.(Mine are)

Break a thermometer and put it in there drinks

 

Wait....

They made you eat the food and the food made you sick?

Or....they are eating the food around you and it's making you sick.

Sorry, can't tell from post.

 

feed them...









McDonalds

 

Put tons of plastic bugs/spiders in their pillowcases

 

EW.

Don't talk about McDonalds! So sick.

 

Food poisoning is the worst. 

 

Make them watch all of the twilight series.

 

Make them read the '50 shades of...' series.

 

Rat poison in their food.

 

That is so harsh, Panda. 

 

Haha candy u got a weak stomach! 

Paper over their room doors and put a chair in front of it. They will most likely jump straight through the newspaper n hit the chair. 

 

We're not trying to go to prison!

 Panda!

 

Smoke an ample amount of candy cigars.

 

Hide all their favorite personal belongings so it looks like they lost them 

 

Rearrange their rooms everyday to screw with their mind.

 

Stalk them.

 

Let them met CJS.

 

I froze my boyfriends keys once.

Keys in the bowl, water, freezer.



 

Phone their parents and say they need to call about a very serious, awkward problem...