Rolling Around In Mud So Cherry said: And I just want to say that this is not true. For all I care, you guys can roll around in the mud. Soooo... For those of you who want to roll around in the mud but just aren't sure how to do it, I'll show you. Find Good Mud Everyone has different tastes in mud, you need to know what's yours. Do you like chunky mud? Smooth mud? Rocky mud? Smelly mud?...? There are lots of different muds! Once you establish your ideal mud pit, you need to go find it. You want to make sure that it has enough mud in it. A teeny tiny one will be no good. You want it to be at least half as long as you are tall. Dress Appropriately Once you pick out a good mud pit, you need to dress appropriately. You want to wear something that lets you be exposed to mud just the perfect amount. Some people want to keep their hair clean, others want to exfoliate well. If you don't care about ENTIRE body exfoliation, put on a swim cap. Otherwise, just stick to a swim suit you don't care too much about, or nothing at all, that works too. Get A Brush After you're all dressed and ready, get a brush. You want a brush so that you could really rub the mud in after you roll around. Once you've got your brush, put it near the mud pit for easy access. Take A Step Back Now, take about 20 steps back. Admire your mud pit, and get ready. Get In! Everything's ready. You're prepared. This is it. It's finally time. Go!! Start running toward the pit. Run as fast as you can. When you're about a meter from it, jump! Fly head first into that pit, as if you were diving off a diving board. Lather And Brush Now that you're in, start rolling around. To roll around you have to lay on your back and start moving your arms and legs, then eventually go from laying on your back to laying on your stomach. Don't forget to go completely under a few times too. You haven't properly rolled around in the mud until every inch of you is completely covered with that stuff. If you feel as if some part of you isnt covered in mud, take the brush you set aside earlier and use it to rub the mud in and get it there. Relax Now that you're covered in mud, sit back, or lay back, and relax. Enjoy the dirty masterpiece. ️↝❥мͥɑgͣsͫ✾↜️