Here is my spin to Disney fairytales. Princess Aurora One day, the princess decided to go out for a walk in the woods( who does that anyway?). She freaked out after realizing, "I'm a princess! WTF am i doing out in a forest?" so she turned around headed for home when a bunch of bears r.aped her. THE END Princess Jasmine She fell off the magic carpet. THE END SNOW WHITE A long, long time ago(like last Tuesday), a creepy lady decided to poisen her apples and gice them to her daughter (she must have been REALLY ugly). She ate the apple and died. THE END How did you like these? I'm writing a bunch of crap. I know. But did you enjoy the crap?