Roast #1

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by KimJongUn, Jun 21, 2020.

  1. I will barely get response in this post but I'm gonna continue this from now on.
    Today we are gonna talk about Capitan 🐈🎣.
    So this guy is very strong,have six pack abs and is so sexy that the neighborhood granny's fall down upside down every time they saw him.
    This guy can literally kill you with his finger. He has legendary keyboard skills.
    Also there's rumours that he said he can farm you till death. YES HE WILL PLUCK HIS BACKSPACE OUT OF HIS KEYBOARD AND THROW AT YOU.
    Beside this,legends says he never bullies,he never show the weak people his strength and never ask them cf.
    I can go on and on but nobody gonna reply because y'all scared that he gon break your nose with his keyboard 😌.

    Next on the list is yeet-🇮🇳an😌
     
    #1 KimJongUn, Jun 21, 2020
  2. Okay, bring on the nose-breaking. If he doesn't break my nose though, you owe me 50 chibi bentos.
     
    #2 Muschi, Jun 21, 2020
  3. Someone get Voldemort on the line.
     
    #3 BadLittlePanda, Jun 21, 2020
  4. Let us know if the keyboard attack comes, you might get to make a fund for a nose job yk
     
    #4 BitterB, Jun 22, 2020
  5. I didn't know a roast was supposed to be sucking someone's.....in public.
     
    #5 LetsGoBrandon, Jun 22, 2020
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  6. I'll suck yours too Miss Young,slim and sexy Kiera😌🙌
     
    #6 KimJongUn, Jun 22, 2020
  7. When was roasting redefined?
     
    #7 YourDailyDoseOf0rg-sm, Jun 22, 2020
  8. Probably when you bunked all the classes,and became a loser.🌚
     
    #8 KimJongUn, Jun 22, 2020
  9. going to school didn't teach you a thing or two, did it?
     
    #9 YourDailyDoseOf0rg-sm, Jun 22, 2020

  10. Try-hard level 100. Well done, moron.
     
    #10 modkiller22, Jun 22, 2020
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