We are gathered here today to join... Oh wait. Wrong Opening. Sorry! *sob* We all knew Jessica ((~]£$$)). She was... She was... She was amazing. Very lively... And... And... Hmm... I think that fit... Huh? Is there anyone who would like to speak on behalf of Jessica5509's departing?..... Really? -.- No One? What the fuck people?! -------------------------------------------- I would like to take a moment of silence to pray that Jessica moves on, and also to mentally cuss that bitch Ariana for killing Jess and taking her place. ... And all it took was 20 credits... What. A. Shame. Please Ladies and Gentlemen, sign your respects below, and donate a milkshake and soda or two to make sure that, even though it's hot where she is going, she will always have something cold and refreshing to cool her down. Oh, and please, where all black to bless her and her favorite black 'Nicole' nail polish. RIP Jessica5509 ((~]£$$)) , and Hola XxX_Ariana_XxX ((~Ari)) . ~Ari PS.
Wear* teehee Shananan quietly pulls up to the service and enters, wearing bright pink. Wait, I thought this was an 80's dance party--- I should leave... Awkwarddddd
Shananan pulls back up. Conveniently having a change of clothes. Steps out of the car and slowly walks toward the picture of Jess. She begins... My dear friend Jess, We only knew each other for a short time, but I feel as though if I had never corrected your grammar and you not had taken it as well as you did, we would not have been friends. You will forever live in my.... Memories?
Hello. My name is Ariana, and I have been hired by Jess, not only to send you a message, but also to be your interpreter for the funeral. Message: Fuck You All. Ariana is awesome and you should all love her. Ok, all settled? I know all languages, even sign, so please do wall me or contact me for any communication misunderstandings. ~Ari
Haha, only lyrics, just marking this thread for a reason. Don't worry about what my intentions or what I was trying to get across. ~M