Repulsive Boyfriend

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Goldialocks, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. Ever heard of VOCALOID? No? Look up the song "No Thank You Miku" and "Strawberry Strawberry Miku" and "Pon Pon Pon Miku".

    This song is set in that cheery mood.
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    I do not know why I'm always near you. You're so repulsive, so disgusting, so disturbing, so annoying!

    Everyday I walk back home, you take my hand in yours~ I look up to expect your smile! Instead you hold a donut and the crust is on your face, so repulsive, so disgusting, so annoying!

    Everyday I go to work, your hand is outstretched! I expect to see a flower, instead I see it empty~ You ask me for my money and I stare at you in awe, so frustrating! So repulsive! So tiring!

    When I walk back home, I see you sitting on the couch~ My money gone, the room is in a mess! You are sleeping~

    I walk over to you, your eye opens quickly~ I slap you on the face, and you tumble on the floor, I huff and puff and scream! So repulsive, so annoying, so disturbing!

    When will you ever learn that I do not love- a useless man without a life? I hope you get a job, or a hobby~!

    When I walk around, I see you on the ground, sniffling and crying and begging! My glare is unforgiving as I shake you away, your grip is so annoying!

    When will you ever learn that I do not love- a man who has no life, who is filthy~

    A man who eats my money, stays at home for free! No job no life no house nothing, you're such a prude!

    When, will you ever learn, I am so disgraced! My parents visit me and see a slob, stuffing, his face!

    Why don't you get a job? It's like you never try! You're always so annoying!

    *Awesome miku music plays*

    Today~ I break the news... I walk over to you and place a hand on my heart- I stare at you intently and I speak.

    "Baka-chan, I cannot stay with you... Unless you find a job, a life, I will label you a prude!"

    I walk away, leaving you behind! You stare at me in disbelief and I have to conceal a smile...

    *more miku music plays*


    Today I'm back from work! I expect to see my boyfriend, standing next to me, kissing me and giving me a bouqet of pink flowers...

    Instead I see a note, with messy scribbled writing! I interpert this as yours, and I frown as I'm reading..

    "Baka-chan, I will not stay! I'm not a working person, I am born to procrastinate!"

    I tear the paper in anger, and break down in tears! A prince in shining armor, yeah right! More like a peasent in sheep's clothes!

    The next day I'm at work, I see you in working clothes, you hold a bunch of flowers and you kiss me on the nose~

    You said you found a job, and that you love me, and never want to give me up and threw away your food!

    *miku background music ends*
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    I'm buying a Miku music program next month or something. I'll turn this into a song<3 listen to the reccomended and you'll somewhat feel how this one goes!

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  2. Peasant in sheep clothes
     


  3. It's supposed to be a funny song. I'm going to have to ask someone to make a PV for it. D;