RENT A HUSBAND

Discussion in 'Wars' started by pearl--genuine, Apr 20, 2013.

  1. 
    Amidst all the frustration from parties and pwars, we've decided we want a good WedWar!!! 

    My sister, -Immortals-Noob_Goddess-, and I would like to rent husbands for a day, because we're both lonely spinsters and our 69 cats don't know how to war.
    Apply now!

    Requirements:
    Our stats and above -Teagan wants noobs like us
    No older than 25 years old -or else it gets kinda creepy hehe
    Must know how to war!!! -if you don't, i might as well train our cats to war instead of teach you the ropes.

    Teags' extra fussy so:
    Must like cats -
    Must like getting gift spammed -
    at this point, I realize my sister fully inherited the weird genes.

    My extra point:
    Please have a sense of humor. -i can't stand people who are unable to take a joke. I'm sure teags feels the same way

    We're only using you guys as a one-day-stand. So please, no clinging to our sexy asses after war is over
     
  2. Wait nvm I don't wanna war.
     
  3. i pay in gifts
    i aint doing no dv for anyone unless i just steal your tut
     
  4. I see Justin and Kelon are applying! Now tell us why you deserve the spot of being our date for the night

    Trissy
    Hehe MATTURT
     
  5. But I'm already clinged to you :'(.
     
  6. well, Ramen Jr... You should apply then! We don't like our men clingy though
     
  7. I can't apply. If I do I'll follow you until I die.
     
  8. if you have a sense of fashion too
    i always need somebody to tell me if these heels go with this dress
     
  9. my sister has the brains! So what she says, goes!

    Ramen jr, you can be my pet puppy if you follow me around
     
  10. Yes I'll be your puppy! But you can't nuder me.
     
  11. krim you can be my sexy window licker bridemaid