It's dinner with my parents tomorrow night. We're staying over for the night and we're going to pretend I'm still a virgin and you don't fuck my brains out on a normal basis It's i included you in my profile picture, invented a couple name for us, and changed your status to "in a relationship with "Arrowette" the most beautiful woman in the world" while you were sleeping. It's I looked up all your exes and made sure I was prettier than all of the them by annihilating or permanently mutilating the hot ones It's I've already planned out our wedding, set the date, reserved the hotel for own honeymoon in Florence, Italy, and named all 13 of the children. I've hand picked your sperm (Your doctor and I are best friends) and even if you're not ready for kids I'm not afraid of artificial insemination. I've been planning this since we were 6
?hmmmmm well i failed who the fuck would quit this thing if u dont have a life i dont have a life so i come here every single time ?i wonder how many relationship requests would i get........ ?love me all
?maybe pimd wants some love but he couldnt get a girl so he decides to make this feature to give the other no-lives a chance to get a virtual girl so they can feel loved