-KiLLeR_NaTe___KiLLs-YoU__-
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(Read with real thick cowboy-country accent! Yee haw!)
Father: Ok son, here is the lesson for today. Spell gas.
Son: Uhh, G-A-uhh...Z?
Father: No you freakin' idiot! It's G-A-Z-E!
Father: Ok, let's try us 'nother one. Spell car.
Son: K-A-R
Father: Oh... my... gosh... YOU GOT IT RIGHT! Let's do a hard one... Spell gas.
Son: that's easy, G-A-Z.
Father: Whoopdy do! We onna hot streak! Last word, spell, Nascar.
Son: N-A-S-K-A-R?
Father: Mother of god, you got it wrong! It's spelled N-A-S-K-A-R-E!! I'll never be able to teach you! Gimme da bible! I'mma slap some jesus in ta you!
Father: Ok son, here is the lesson for today. Spell gas.
Son: Uhh, G-A-uhh...Z?
Father: No you freakin' idiot! It's G-A-Z-E!
Father: Ok, let's try us 'nother one. Spell car.
Son: K-A-R
Father: Oh... my... gosh... YOU GOT IT RIGHT! Let's do a hard one... Spell gas.
Son: that's easy, G-A-Z.
Father: Whoopdy do! We onna hot streak! Last word, spell, Nascar.
Son: N-A-S-K-A-R?
Father: Mother of god, you got it wrong! It's spelled N-A-S-K-A-R-E!! I'll never be able to teach you! Gimme da bible! I'mma slap some jesus in ta you!