So, me and my friends Scratch that, I'm too lazy to erase... So, my friends and I created this fun game where you take random household items and stats what,(EXACTLY), what they are. Take, for example, a toaster: A little machine that heats up wires to turn bread brown that we could have eaten perfectly well without. Some of them turn out to be quite funny! Your turn! State the item and it's realistic stuff! GO!
A couch A soft furniture item put in the shape of an L. Usually has armrests. We use it to sit our asses on, or sleep or really do whatever the fuck we want.