Ready or not!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Vice, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. I haven't made a thread in awhile so.....

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    Well?! Are you? Are you? Are you?!

    If not, come by my store of unholy mass destruction located near your local food mart.

    Mass mall located in the land of Anything, where Anything is possible!

    Except for flying poptart cats e.e

    Damned Alphabetarians have them e.e

    Anyways, at our shops, we are supplied with many Zombie fighting equipment suitable for everyone! Even little children! :D

    WehaveUnicorns! WehaveBoxes! WehaveKitties! WehaveKittiesinBoxes! Hell! WeevenhaveNuclearLollipops! That lol! (Not edible(Somewhat Edible))

    If you do not know anything about Anything, worry not! We have four teachers:

    -AC-blockey-
    Brother_Matt
    -UI-MR_FR33ZE and
    -S0ph13-

    -AC-blockey- will teach you how to make oxygen by using 2 Giant flies, A dragon's heart AND half a croissant. Note that if you screw up, it will explode.

    Brother_Matt will teach you the history of the land of Anything and convert it into food. Or some other weapon. Yes, weapon.

    -UI-MR_FR33ZE will teach you how to dance using chopsticks geared with purple laserpointers that are able to cut through anything. Except bread .-. You'll kick ass in no time. :D

    -S0ph13- will teach you how to develop a habit for making useless junk that explodes!!  and teach you how to use a fork in long-range combat as well.

    If you're not here for shopping ir the likes, the Land of Anything is a great tourist place.

    Some favoured places include:

    The Chocolate Factory
    The Talking Zoo full of adorable house pets
    Lake Pop (Swimmers choice of flavor)
    The Narnian Restaurant and
    The Amusement park. :D

    Be ready for the Apocalypse or be like me! 
     
  2. So you see ladies and gentleman you eat the croissant before you do anything. This is a vital step as it does absolutely nothing. .-. You then take the two giant flies and allow them to mate. After the offspring is produced you must sacrifice the parents. You must then allow the offspring to feed on only the dragons heart. This will produce
     
  3. You didn't add me?!?!?
     
  4. Oxygen. These steps were so boss they required two posts.
     
  5. You didn't say that you want to be featured, Tiger 
     
  6. 
     
  7. Your gonna need a penguin to help, call meh maybe ? 
     
  8. I joke, but nice thread 
     
  9.  most amazing. Ever.
     
  10. Please note that 'ir' is supposed to be 'of' e.e I failed epicly for that word ,_, Even though I even proofread it.
     
  11. I feel you bri
     
  12. Bro* god damn it >.<
     
  13. Sure I'll damn you
     
  14. Haven't you noticed? I'm also god