Relationships.../ Are similar to a store/ Read the signs/ And never ignore.../ At an all time low.../ Ready to rumble/ Give a man your cookie.../ Watch him crumble/ Give a man your dough.../ Watch him disappear/ Give a man your chips.../ He'll cower in fear/ But give a man the recipe.../ He'll love you happily/ One instruction at a time.../ And love will be his crime/ This is food for thought/ Don't give it up all at once.../ Your love is a bag of Pringles/ It attracts more than singles/ Don't try to buy love/ Even purchased chips get ate/ Other brands will hate/ Friendly brands will debate/ Plotting behind your back/ If your item is a snack/ Check items for cracks/ And compare what they lack/ Compare each price/ Don't ignore the cost/ For what you think is nice/ Might not be worth it/