Read The Entire Thing Then React

tl;dr.


my reaction

 

tl;dr

my reaction: dont care, but gonna say its garbage just to annoy op.

 

What's up wit all that red stuff,
(What's up with all the tomato sauce?)

It's not that time of the month.
(Only eat tomato sauce when menstuating)

Cover you in a lot of white stuff,
(I will cover you in mayonnaise and make thoudand islands sauce which is supreme)

Don't take this as some bluff.
(I'm not joking. Tomato sauce is *spits* without mayonnaise)

I never really seem to get enough.
(Brah Thousand Islands Sauce is addictive and moreish)

Tonight things get pretty rough.
(We're going hard on the thousand islands, tonight)

When I'm feeling on your buns,
(Slathering it all over burger buns)

I swear you have the softest ones.
(Tomato sauce makes them all soft and soggy, but the mayonnaise thickens the mixture in thousand islands sauce and they remain pleasantly firm)

Don't talk, you just ate an onion.
(Onion is the sort of trash you need to eat to compliment tomato sauce)

You always know when I'm comin'.
(Whenever there is tomato sauce, I will mix on some mayonnaise and make thousand islands)

It's not up for any discussion.
(No negotiating, no defending inferiority)

Tonight I eat you in the dungeon.
(The only place people should eat tomato sauce is in a dungeon where they are force-fed it as torture)

Middle of day, you're my luncheon.
(Thousand Islands sauce is all I eat for lunch)

The other day it was your cousin.
(Thousand Islands cause is my cousin)

I've easily been with over a dozen.
(I've consumed dozens of tonnes of it)

Don't be nervous, I don't bite...
(It's like my lover. I will never harm thousand islands sauce.)

Well at least not that much.
(Except when I eat it!)

You were mine from the first touch.
(The first time I tasted it, I stole all of it from the shop and wherever I go, I steal it for myself)

You're the one I will never shove.
(I shove you down my gullet)

I think I'm suddenly, deeply in love.
(I fell in love with thousand islands cause)

Don't tell me that you're fat,
(I don't care if you're an unhealthy diet)

I like you a lot just like that.
(I enhoy you so much, that my health doesn't matter)

My thoughts just got lewd.
(I have sexual fantasies involving you)

Unwrapping you till you're nude.
(I unwrap boxes and boxes of you and then I just feast my eyes on your glory)

Love how your tastes aren't crude.
(And then I taste you, and I get aroused )

I just might eat you from the back.
(I will eat you behind a police officer)

I swear my self-control got whack.
(I don't have a gyrus anymore. My prefrontal cortex just died when I tasted you)

From the front, the sides, or back,
(I eat you any way I can)

Just know that you're my snack.
(I hope you are sentient and you know that your purpose in life is to be the thing which I consume regularly)

Best thing is, you ain't cost much.
(Luckily for my wallet, you're cheap, especially when I just steal you from all the fast food places)

Ain't no shame in my game, hush.
(I'm not ashamed of this addiction, don't even talk about it)

Take my time, not in any rush.
(I will eat your slowly)

Set the bag down.
(Put the bag of you on my table)

Turn you around.
(Rotate you 180°)

Don't make a sound.
(We are the most silent when we eat food that we love)

Dear, Baconator from Wendy's...
(Dear, Thousand Island Sauce)

The one Wingstop Envies.
(Everyone is envious of my supply of you)

Pure Water Ice & Tea company,
(Commercialism?)

You've always bested plenty.
(Nothing beats THOUSAND ISLANDS SAUCE)

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I bet most of you mistook most of the song to be about sexual relations.
(I really, really, really, really, really like Thousand Islands sauce, and
Really, really, really, really, really like women as much as I like food items. As such this text shows why I'm fat and alone, because I confuse them a lot, and assume that others do too)

Just trying something new.
(Support)

Give me opinions and explain why you feel the way you feel about this rap.
(It could have been funny, but just loads of cliches/innuendos/double entendres, whatever they're called.)

More content coming soon, but I might be late to reply. Very busy irl.
(K)

 

A crappy thread is a crappy thread

 

You wanted him to react, that's his reaction.

Unless you only wanted people to react the way you wanted

 

Read the first 2 lines and stopped. I’m eating

 

Do you think that what you wrote was clever? Do you really think that?
"They only seemed like it"
No. You intentionally constructed the text to confuse people, and you deliver the punchline at the end which is supposed to change their perception of it from something sexual to something as obese as your fat head.

It was obvious that you knew about the double meanings of things. Every single line had some double entendre, run-of-the-mill innuendo, because that was the only way you knew to confuse people.

They sucked though and it was obvious by your choice of them, what the punch line would be. That you punched yourself in the head 100 times before starting to write it.

 

Garbage

 

These annoying paragraphs that Jaco and Chill keep writing, are boring af

 

A trick is meant to deceive the audience. You didn't deceive anyone.
The punchline was clear from the very beginning. So I could have cut out the whole middle section of the text and it would have made equally as much sense.
Just needed a beginning and an end.

I experienced this the other day when watching a TED talk on language and all of the various languages we know.

In one section of the speech. He started saying a bunch of things about a subject, "it". He said 2-3 things. And I already knew that the "it" was "love".
But he kept saying other phrases about "it" for like 30 seconds. By the end of it I was exhausted. He could have just moved on. Just a bunch of sappy cliches that people say about love. You only need a handful and it's obvious.

Don't keep going on and on and on.

Improvement to your rap:

I wanna eat you from behind, I can't get enough of you, you're so succulent.

Bingo bango. People are thinking 2 things. Either a) it's a person, or b) it's food. Or c) the author wants us to think it's one or the others, and then spring us with the opposite to defy expectations.

We get it.
Nice cliches.
You didn't fool anyone.
Try again.

 

Just read the beginning and the end and I'm done for today. Smoke time for me and my monkey

 

Agreed

 

Wow, you read all of it?