Type up your raps in a post on this thread. Keep in mind ToU are also on forums so try not to break it in your raps. Here's mine: I'm a legendary rapper Your just another kid on the crapper You think you can Stand up to me You have to look up to see me I'm standing 1st on the podium of rap Your in last place cause your rhymes are all sap Maybe one day you can reach the peak I'm at Scratch that You can ever reach over the kitchen counter Now dip before I start to slaughter
I'm a freestyle rapper That ain't no lie At least I ain't crushing on another guy You best be steping off this home plate Before I decide to wreckage your gate Gate to society all destroyed You just got crazily boy toyed
Uh, yo this is my attempt to make a rap, If ya don't like it, I'll make you take a nap, Um... As I come up with this I'm taking a huge crap, Eh, suck haha
Rapping is for noobs Who don't get boobs They like their ice cream licked And in their club they get kicked
Practice what you preach If not then dont speak Or better yet your a noob Who doesnt get boobs
Oh lemme try again. Yo, it's Onizuka, give a round of applause, Cuz I come with a cause, Nothing is gonna stop the great me, So feel free to hate me, Well damn, I suck, fuck it.
Lemme try one more time. Yo, I suck at rapping, it's a waste of time, I ain't even getting a dime, I don't even know how to rhyme, Uh, but diss this, and I'll say," go hug a land-mine!" Cause my life is on the line! Well I'm outs!
Lol just try to rap, it's all about the rhythm, Here I go again I'm a rap king, Your just a little kid, who can only sing You cool if I call you by the name sid? Well too bad Sid this is my dream park Go eat some more steamed bark Living in the getto only knowing one way to live Always being ask for shit only things I can't give
Lol this isnt original tho… Here we go again prepare to meet yo end Just looked you up on facebook you have zero friends This kids a loser man he never even kissed a girl You write her love letters i buy her ice and pearls
Yo fuck eminen, he sounds feminine, he can suck my dick, he think he's as hard as a brick, but he ain't shit he's just a little bitch, Who'll get smoked by the great me, I'll cut him up like a line of coke, and make him choke. Eh, me Tryna diss eminen fuck, I suck
Man dont be hating you know eminem is boss He'll eat you up for breakfast, seasoned with hot sauce Cheeseburgers taste good bacon really isnt bad For someone who has never tried em Thats kinda sad XD