So recently, I have been saying these Lil Wayne-like rhymes and, I'm going to share some with all of you. I put money in my sneakers, Call em Cashews Push a nun in a wheelchair, Call it Virgin Mobile She caught my phone before it dropped, Call her my screensaver I ripped a hole in my pants, I had to get it fixed, she sewed it up real quick, I call her my Tailor Swift She's twerking with a runny nose. I call her Miley Sinus Just ran a marathon with Eminem, Call it 8 mile Batman's sidekick getting fat, I call him Robin Thicke Smacked Dora with a pan, Now she's Pandora Bi-Polar at the playground, Call it Mood Swings Broke my watch, Call it Killing time Burned my tongue while drinking tea, Call it T-Pain I put cheese on my toes, call it Cheetos Putting Clothes on while I'm eating salad, call that salad dressing Spilled coffee on my jeans, call it hot pockets I know these are pretty bad but, it was worth a try.