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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *xXxPartyRockxXx (01), Jun 13, 2012.

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  1. Hey yo Lets get some raapp up here now :
    1st place gets=Teddy Bear
    2nd:Margarita
    3rd:Iced Coffee

    May the best rapper win!!!!!
     
  2. I see you like this game. But things won't be the same when I'm wiping you from this roof like the rain on my house. Catching you by your tail like a little mouse and booting your ass cross the room like boom!!
     
  3. Raw I'm a give it to ya, with no trivia
    Raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia
    My hip-hop will rock and shock the nation
    like the Emancipation Proclamation
    Weak MC's approach with slang that's dead
    you might as well run into the wall and bang your head
    I'm pushin' force, my force your doubtin'
    I'm makin' devils cower to the Caucus Mountains
     
  4. The whole design got my mind crying, if I'm lying I'm dying.
    Dying, I'm flying, the same line, no disguise, guy...I'm bent up
    Know the sky's high by coincidence and I'm tied blind insignificant
    To the ground function I'm Munsoned, it's the dreaded 7/10 split again
    The medic made it out to be, epidemic shaded...wow for me.
    Evidence of pressures mounting, residential shroud: King's County
    Brotherhood of the working wounded, wounded working city unit
    Taking out the trash and strapping in, let's get it moving, stupid.
    Many men make moves more useless, use abuse quick, Losers. juiceless
    Bitch, either speak the truth or you leave toothless
    Two fists of the furiously ruthless
    Justice for my very own amusement with no regard for the conclusion
    I swagger with rats tapping the glass in a Goverment lab.
    Pass me the gloves, mask and flask of the cheapest liquor you have
    In the back of the tasmanian path, insane again laughin
    Cacklin' at the randomness of the city and all its facts.
    The dark art of interrogation agent skipping class
    And at last in a flash on my tip toes walking on cracked glass
    Gats blast and wiz by fast or just catch in my calves like "hold that!"
    In other words: I'm trash, glad you asked
     
  5. With That Hair You're Looking Like A Rêtard Cut It And You Might Get Your V Card
     
  6. I thanked Jesus at the awards I’m never going to hell
    Call me Zack Morris I’m saving you by the bell
    My girl says I’m perfect she just loves them perfect persons
    Perfectly personally I think she is perfectly perfect
    I get it done abundantly, she wants to get up under me
    Swear that I got honey bee’s cause baby I’m a money tree
    So be my little honey bee my little-bitty bunny
    I got honeys all up on me baby I just get it done-y
    Possibly your probly thinking this type of swag is impossible
    And logically will probably but you just take me lyrically
    Try to feel me spiritually, get out your mind literally
    There’s a bigger me inside this little me
    Screaming out I should make history
    I am like a mystery, hated by jealousy cause they envy me
    Run up on my enemies see if they remember me
    Soon as they remember me I wipe away their memory
    Can’t you see the private jets flying over you?
    I ain’t even notice but my focus on my photos
    Might be bogus, no they shouldn’t be a photoshoot
    It’s funny how you wanna take my picture and it’s like your first time
    Playing with camera claiming that “It’s not mine”
    Just calm down, you don’t gotta hurry
    Don’t be nervous, you don’t gotta worry
    And my fans are like my glasses, yeah without them I’d be blurry......


    HaHa Y'all Can Go Home
     
  7. So, you think you can rap
    You think you can rhyme.
    You sound like crap.
    It should be a crime.

    Talking about fans,
    "Being all blurry,"
    Let me fix a pan,
    Your dumb rap is curry.

    We can go toe to toe
    With this rapping game,
    But I'll let you know,
    You won't be the same.

    Spitting a small lyric,
    Nobody really wants to hear it.

    Rap this in real life
    I bet you won't.
    You'll end up in a strife,
    Others say, "Please don't."

    Rapping is a joke.
    Disgraces the old folk.
    Rapping is a shame,
    It's not the same,
    Everybody just turns it into a game
    Everyone here is without a name

    Look at you,
    What do you see?
    We all see a zoo,
    A monkey in a tree.
    Just leave it be.
    Shut the fuck up and play P-I-M-D.
     
  8. I totally forgot about cjs and his rapping .-.
     
  9. Me Matty.
    You Cutie.
    They Hurry.
    To the store, for some Barley.

    

    I am so random much. 
     
  10. You say play pimd?
    Bitch you can't even see
    That we so graciously
    Offered you our key
    To the philosophy
    Of our pimd

    So go home and suck a cock
    It seems you have writers block
    You can talk talk talk
    But you can't walk walk walk

    What's that I hear?
    You dignity crying with tears?
    Go fuck yourself and never ever come around here.

    Hold up, I'm not done
    This isn't the last song to be sung
    Go back and get rung
    Someone help! Don't just stand there!
    It seems a bears go his mind
    Cuz he can't say shit with his spits he keeps saying

    I don't think it I tell it.
    If you want I'll let you keep it and sell it
    Maybe then you can go and rhyme with something worth hearing
    Till then, hold my earring
    While I fuck your girl
    And make her hurl with my shit all up in her.
     
  11. If you say
    What you say
    That rap game is a joke
    Please don't make me choke
    Like B Rabbit when he was doing his underground shit
    So come here bitch, so you can get hit.
     
  12. Dear lord baby Jesus.
    Please come and help us
    We have lost our ability to come through with these rhymes
    If you could help all is us out
    Please please don't make me shout
    But ut, wait, I aint done yet
    Forget all that and give me a jet
    I'm not insulting anybody
    So come and throw a beat down
    So we can all go to town
    That way
    We can pay
    Each other with these rhymes
    Thank you lord and stay in good times
     
  13. Ohh we got sum masters huh???let's keep on rollin
     
  14. He wants us to keep goin
    But no, we just trollin
    Rollin on this game
    Rising to your fame
    You can't tame
    The flow
    That we go through
    Yes you know it's true.
     
  15. I think my rap one page one is best. 
     
  16. We just got told
    That his is the best
    But how? His flows so cold
    My polar bear is shivering
    So go home crying and quivering
    Just know that you grower older and colder
    So don't waste time one something youre not good at
    Here, wheres your back? Let me give it a pat
    Now go home little boy
    And play with your little toys
     
  17. Yummies in my tummies.
    I know I like my gummies.
    Sammiches for sale?
    I know I won't wail.

    

    I'm more of a singer. Ain't a rapper. BLEAH. I give up. Off the game! Cursed by the bug zapper! 

    Buh-bye!!! 
     
  18. So you think girls can't rap?
    How about you check your theory,
    Because I'm about to take a nap
    So you better hurry

    And get done with this,
    It makes no sense,
    So how about you just go kiss,
    The place from where you p***

    I know I suck,
    But I must try my luck,
    Because I'm trying to get the bear,
    And not going bare
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    I know I suck 3:
     
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