Randomness

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Simply_Fox (01), Dec 7, 2011.

  1. To start with a song would be nice!

    -plugs in radio.-

    One minute... Here we go!

    SOME DUDE JUST GRABBED MT JUNK. NOW I KNOW HOW KE$HA MUST BE FEELIN'!

    Moving on to a story and rap about Shy Ronnie. All words spoken except my wonderful rap are from songs.

    Devin walks down the hall and sees the new girl. "She's the girl that no one ever sees. When I say hi she's too shy to say hel-o." He pauses to see if the girl turns around. She mumbles something. "Hello," Devin proclaims. The girl doesn't answer and he walks off. The girl rips off her long flowing wig and starts raping!
    "Hey bitch!
    I'm Shy Ronnie
    Not to be confused with yo' brah Donnie
    Unlike him I can pop a rhyme
    Anywhere, any time
    Oh damn,
    I'm sorry ma'am
    You just set off my rocket
    No that's not a marker in my pocket!
    Hey! Girl get away from my wood
    Not that you should."

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    I was bored and felt inclined. I am horrible at rapping so enjoy.
     
  2. the rap was.... Interesting
     
  3. Haha. It's messed up
     
  4. The cow goes moo
    The cow goes poo
    But the cow doesnt use a shoe
     
  5. It's better than mine