Random shiznips numbro uno

[Rise_Of_The_Fox]

10 random things

 is it weird I want my hair to look like this:

And yes that is Alex Gaskarth of All Time Low

Best things to do when video chatting someone
•Wear a Jigsaw mask
•Be naked but sit at such an angle they can't tell
•Wear a cosplay, full body costume
•Play the word that rhymes with wenis game

Best places to video chat someone from
•What suspiciously looks like their living room
•A roof
•The toilet
•Moving vehicle

Things I should do this summer that I probably won't
•Read my summer reading books
•Do something educational that doesn't involve fire
•Visit my family
•Go to that wedding for that cousin whose name I forgot and not dress like a stripper as I originally planned

Things I did this summer I probably shouldn't have
•The bathroom incident
•Watched Saw
•Made fun of my friend's boyfriend's tiny boner in public
•Ran around Walmart holding hands and kissing with said friend

Something to ponder
"If you take a Lil' John and a Lil' Wayne do you get a full size John Wayne?"

I lied
This is only six things
And you also wasted some time reading this that could've been spent washing my dong (I swear I mean dog here) for me.

Fox