Random, Funny and Awesome Oneshot

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by CallMeNoona, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. Just as title says...... 

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    One day I was talking a walk by the river when I saw a frog.

    "Hi frog," I say.

    "Hi," he says back.

    Takes out huge bazooka and aims at the frog. "I didn't say you could speak dumb ass frog!!"

    Frog trembles and jumps back into the river.

    A satisfied looks spreads across my face.

    "You scared the frog," says another voice.

    "Damn straight!" I say turning around looking at the stranger. He's ugly. "Who are you."

    "I'm Matthew."

    "Well I'm Jane," I say proudly. I can scare the sh*t out of anyone!" I laugh and put my hands on my hips.

    "My kind of woman," says Matthew.

    "Let's get married," I say.

    "Okay."

    We get married and spend the rest of our lives scaring the sh*t outta everybody like a cute and wonderful couple. We also adopted the stupid frog I had scared earlier in my life.

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