Welcome to my cringe worthy confessions. “Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get” You have no idea how odd these are. Some are just whatever, little things I don’t tell people. Others , well in others it clearly shows those 7 therapists didn’t help. Random Confession # 1 ~ I use to eat crayons because I thought I would turn that color, now sometimes when I sneeze I smell a faint crayon. Random Confession # 2 ~ I drank b*er when I was five because I had believed it was apple juice. I haven’t touched it ever since. I do love some apple juice. (Totally feel like the girl from Barbershop). Random Confession # 3 ~ I drank bleach when I was around the age of six. I had been really thirsty and someone stupidly left a cup of bleach on the table. I only remember slight blurs after that. My auntie says she called the Poison Control and such. Good thing I don’t remember that part. Random Confession # 4 ~ I use to eat flowers because I thought it would just naturally give me honey. (This I remember perfectly). I was weird little kid. Still am. Random Confession # 5 ~ When I was in 8th grade I brought dead chickens to school. Heaven knows what was going through my mind when I did that. (They still had their feathers on and everything. Someone left them in a plastic bag and I picked it up and was going to take it to a teacher. Long story short I missed the trash can head falls off and I don’t end up in trouble. Random Confession # 6 ~ I love me some Mexican music. Banda. Selena Quintanilla. Luis Coronel. Adios Amor and the such. I’m kind of a fanatic. Random Confession # 7 ~ I actually like country music. Well it depends on the song and person but it’s one of those things no one knows about me. A couple of the songs I listen too: Marry Me ( my favorite). Name the Dogs and Meant to Be. Random Confession # 8 I’m a book worm! It’s not something a lot of people know but I just love me some good books. I also am one of those people who think the book is way better then the movie. (Flashback about 4 years ago to ninth grade when I heard about Fahrenheit 451 to now. Sorry Jordan lovers but I thought the movie sucked. I did like TFIOS though. Random Confession # 9 I watched the movie Sausage Party with my cousin who is a year younger then me and my grandfather. I hadn’t wished myself to be buried 6 feet under more than when I saw that movie. *Shudders* one of the most awkwardest moments of my life. Random Confession # 10 I have so many confessions that I limited myself to 10. Which shall be my last..... I’ll make it mediocre. A couple years ago I was at the mall, (oml I just remembered a good confession. I’m making it 11!) , when I had to go to the bathroom all of a sudden. It was a typical thing for me to bounce over straight to the loo. What wasn’t typical that day was for me to get ready to flush when I hear two guys walk in laughing. They were talking about something being big and putting it on Snapchat. (That’s seriously what they were saying) I of course thought they were in the wrong until I was flashed with a bare buttocks and urinal. Now that is also among the awkwardest moments of my life. Random Confession # 11 A while back when I had went go to the mall with my cousin I couldn’t help but act as though I’m a mannequin. (Childish I know but you only live once). Of course we scared a lot of people ( even a Forever 21 employee who I had thought was just passing by and had gotten scared of us as she was clutching her chest. Really and truly once her scarf stopped obscuring my vision me and my cousin hooked it. I broke a mannequins hand in H
Idk but I wouldn’t really consider #8 a confession bc it’s just kind of a uh normal thing to read books imo ???♀️ Also why the FRICK and WHERE the frick did you get just random dead chickens
I was scared to read when I just skimmed over the fact that there’s just random deAD CHICKENS Why did she bring the bag WITH HER tho like whAt
Flowers are yummy. I wish I could make honey by eating them. I guees I'll stick with them on my salads or crystalized violets and roses. Once I went to the men's bathroom in a strip club on accident. That was uh, awkward. I can understand your discomfort. :lol: The security guard came to take me to the right restroom, but uh, not quickly enough, haha. x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x -Victoria