Random!!!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jake_SkilletFan, Jul 21, 2013.

  1. HELLO EVERYONE! THIS IS A RANDOM THREAD WHERE I START OFF BY SAYING A SENTENCE AND YOU GUYS HAVE TO COME UP WITH OTHER SENTENCES FOR IT YOU CAN SAY ALMOST ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT DOSE NOT BRAKE THE PIMD RULES!!! you will be silenced if so! PLEASE HAVE FUN WITH THIS!!
    My sentence!: I WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND FOUND A SPIDER IN MY ROOM I....
    Fill in the rest have fun and happy gaming!
     
  2. Burned my house down then went to my neighbors. 
     
  3. My neighbor was a creep so I left
     
  4. And there was a midget dancing on their table, so I killed the midget and stole the table.
     
  5. I used the table as a stand for my stripper pole
     
  6. But I realized my stripper pole was in my house.
     
  7. So I moved it outside to show everyone my skills
     
  8. Then I stepped on a midget's head.
     
  9. But the midget is dead, so I tossed him in my bedroom
     
  10. And committed sekkapu for killing the midget the end. 
     
  11. It made me very happy.
     
  12. Very very happy.
     
  13. So I decided to go to the casino
     
  14. And Loose all my money
     
  15. U should be ashamed for taking an innocent life ??
     
  16. And I lost my money along with my wife.
     
  17. So I became a bartender
     
  18. And got ripped off by my boss, now I owe him money
     
  19. But I **** his wife. It wasn't too bad
     
  20. I became a prostitute