1.) Why does glue beer stick to the tube itself? 2.) In the film Tarzan, if he's supposed to be living in the wild, what happened to his beard? 3.) Why don't we ever hear jokes about father-in-laws? 4.) In the film Finding Nemo, Why did his father want to find him so bad? (We never question this because its a moral thing BUT male clown fish transform into the female clownfish and mate with their children) 5.) I'm sure you've heard of the evolutionary claim that mankind has evolved from monkeys. So why are monkeys still roaming earth? 6.) Why did the Japanese pilots who were planning to crash into American ships wear helmets? 7.) How come soap bubbles are always white no matter what the colour of the soap? 8.) Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? 9.) If love is blind,why is lingerie so popular? 10.) Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail? 11.) Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. 12.) Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'? 13.) Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper? 14.) Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 15.) Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? I'm crazy I know.
5) Not all monkeys evolved. 11) It's not completely water-free. Croutons are made by baking or frying typically stale bread. If it has a certain amount of water and has air, it can rot.
That Was Precisely My Point.... Why Do PPl Make Threads About Complaining When They Themselves Are Complaining?
I can explain a few of these off the top of my head. Certain monkeys we're presented with circumstances that made them evolve to be human. Others were in a situation where they benefitted from evolving differently. We didn't evolve from today's monkeys. We both have a common ancestor. And bubbles are always whitebecause the bubbles are too thin for any color to be visible. ^.^
No one was asked to explain. The evolvement of monkeys are a opinion. Sorry guys. I have another one "Why do we breathe if we're eventually going to die?"