Hey forums, CJS here. First QOTD was a success, I might just bring it back. That sounds exciting! We did have some nice entries, so I'll be sure to enter them in the thread later on. Just chill. An update on me: •Getting my club ready for the Soda wars has definitely been different. The person who is coming up with the wars seems totally confused on the whole management part.. Cocaine Chaos, baby. I mean.. Coca Cola Chaos News: ATTENTION: If you are disbanding clubs in an attempt to remove the games from sexters, please do make sure that these clubs are doing the nasty type of roleplaying. I'm not going to lie, my first club in this game was called, "The-Black-Pearl." everyone changed their names to POTC names, and we roleplayed as pirates. Only disband the clubs if those pirates are swapping each others poop decks, please. Jokes • A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' • ''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, personally, I thought it was a shitzu.'' • There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?'' • A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?'' • I tried water polo but my horse drowned. Now, I'm not entirely sure where this argument was going from the beginning. He was missing a few letters.. In every word in the campus, and then he enlightened me with his wondrous use of the contraction: I and Have = Iv. STARTING... NOW! ...... Last Weeks Winners What is in your wallet? Air, dust, sadness, and condoms? We are completely rowing the same boat right now. Except for the fact that you can afford a condom! One, it obviously isnt even this guys wallet. Two, Bottoms up from Bikini bottom. Sounds like this guy scraped his knees and fell for Spongebob. Just can't get enough. #TrueLove. "Two and a half hours into the game, everyone just says, "PFFT, fuck this game! It's four in the morning, YOU WIN! Where'd you get those pink fifties? You are going to get your head cut off with this little doggie if you cheat." [/purple] - Dane Cook -------------------------------------------- COOKIES! I'm hosting yet another challenge.. Anyone who can come up with the funniest, "Farms his wife" meme wins this QOTD's competition, and you will get a small shoutout on the next thread. Keep it classy! Guys, if you have funny screenshots, send them over to me, and I'll see if I can put them in these threads. -------------------------------------------- QOTD: If your life was a movie, what would the name of it be, and why? Please leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section, Belooooooooow. By the way, if you break the rules in my threads, I'll report you myself. If you have questions, comments, or want me to add anything, just tell me. If any of the pictures fail, I will post them in order of the fail on a later post, so you guys can see what I meant.. And hopefully none of the BBcodes fail.. Because that's always a terrible mess to fix. Stay Frosty, -CJS.
The Traveler In 11 years I've gone to 10 different schools. In the past 3 months I've moved to 3 different houses and I have moved states 4 times
Lmao I see the RWJ reference. Leave your interesting and creative responses belooooowwwww. Aaaaaannnnnddddd I'm Captain Jack Sparrow and I approve this message.
My life movie: ferris buellers day off. Because that's basically how everyday life is for me... Who am I kidding PIMD is everyday life . Btw nice usage of swapping your poop deck.