This is the thread where you post funny puns. Though some of you may not know what a pun is so I will give you the definition of it. Pun: the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound Now I will give you three examples: 1.Did you hear about that guy that had his whole left side cut off? Don't worry he is alright now. 2. I had a fear of hurdles. But then I got off it. 3. I'm happy that I know sign language. It's pretty handy. Now get to posting your puns you funny thing :3 Random pudding
A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the check, he pulls out a gun, fires it several times, then walks out the door. A stunned patron then asks the waiter, “What was that all about?” The waiter responded, “That’s just the way pandas are,” and walked away. Well, the patron didn’t know what a panda was, so at home that night he looks up “panda” in the dictionary and what he finds explains everything: “Panda: A large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China; eats shoots and leaves.
Human: hey you should get that shirt... Vampire: *gets angry and responds harshly* don't tell me what to do...! Human: Fine then Bite me ! Get it?? Hahah ... It may not be funny ...lmao
Awww my post was removed was a bit racist but, funny. Ok here's one. I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.