Post your funny jokes here!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by djdhdhf, Oct 20, 2014.

  1. Hello there and welcome. I'm your host (my name) and welcome to my forum where you can post any joke on here, unless it's actually funny.

    BE WARN THERE WILL BE NO MAKING FUN OF ON THE FORUM THAT IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED TO ME. YO MAMA JOKES, RACIST JOKE, ANYTHING CAN BE POSTED ON HERE SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE ANY OF THAT THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE??? DON'T WASTE MY TIME ON PUTTING. "That's racist or that fucked up" BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN WARNED.

    Please enjoy yourselves ^.^
     
  2. I'd like to see you start of with a joke 
     
  3. 2 blondes were looking at a MACY's sign and one said "Look! They spelled YMCA wrong!"


    A blonde's car was stuck in a snowstorm. She remembered her father saying that when you are stuck, follow a snow plow. She waited until one came and started to follow it. After 45 minutes the driver came out and said "What are you doing?" The blonde explained what her father told her. The driver then said "Well I just finished doing the parking lot."