Post some funny jokes

[*Jacob1125 (01)]

Okay I know I just said yo mama jokes, but this time I change my mind, any kind of joke just post it here and make this thread fun! (I.e. My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday, I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch".)

 

[*Jacob1125 (01)]

If your on your donkey, and someone throws a rock at you and you fall off, are you stoned off your a**?

 

[IceEngel]

CANADIAN WILDLIFE AND GAME WARNING
EXTREME DANGER WITH BEAR GETTING READY FOR HIBERNATION
Campers hunters and hikers should wear bells and carry pepper spray.
Learn to identify Bear Scat
Black Bear Scat has bits of fur and berries
Grizzly spoor has bells and smells like pepper

 

[kittehwars]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

 

[awesomemandy]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me pretty
So what happened to you?

 

[kittehwars]

Roses are gray
Violets are gray
I am a dog

 

[*Jacob1125 (01)]

And your name is kittehwars? 

 

[kittehwars]

HOLY S*** THE IRONY!

 

[*o_O________Richard________O_o (01)]

Want to hear a joke about women's right? I would tell you but it's stupid...
It was something like that and the irony of the joke was my friend who told it was a girl xD

 

[*Simply_Fox (01)]

Chuck Norris in a frilly skirt having tea with Obama's daughters

 

[kittehwars]

WINNING!

 

[awesomemandy]



 

[*Simply_Fox (01)]

Hello thar :3

Donald Duck riding Pluto to the zoo to see the platypi

 

[*Sexy-Cali-Babe (01)]

Heres a funny joke. So some cannibals are walking through the forest and say to three guys "Go find ten fruit and bring them to us"

 

[*Sexy-Cali-Babe (01)]

The first guy comes back with ten apples
The cannibals say "We are going to shove these apples up ur butt and if u laugh or cry we will eat u"

 

[*Sexy-Cali-Babe (01)]

The guy gets to the third apple and cries

 

[*Sexy-Cali-Babe (01)]

The second guy comes back with ten grapes.
The cannibal gets to the ninth and the guy laughs.

 

[*Sexy-Cali-Babe (01)]

The 1st guy says "why did u laugh?" and the second guy says "I saw the third guy come back with ten pineapples" 

 

[-xXx-DaCandyWin-xXx]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
i have 5 fingers
The middle one is for u