poor Charlie -a twilight fanfic-

Warning: this may be the funniest thing you have ever read.

B's pov

"Edward I'm bored." I said leaning on him. Edward was lying on my bed with me like every night, but strangely I didn't even feel a little bit tired.

"Well what would you like to do?" He asked stroking my hair. "Let's play a game." I suggested. Edward looked at me curious. "Like what?" He asked.

"Let's play truth or dare." I said excited. "All right love, you go first." Edward said sweetly. "Ok Edward, truth or dare?" I asked. "Dare." Edward said.

I grinned evilly, and thought about what he should do. "I dare you to drop your shirt in the toilet, the put it on Charlie." I laughed quietly. Edward

stared at me with his mouth hanging open. "No way am I doing that." Edward said mad. "Sorry Edward you have to, it's a dare. I said smugly.

Edward groaned, and got up. I followed behind him laughing quietly. Edward slipped his shirt off, and gently dropped it into the toilet. I had to bite

down on my lip to hold back the laughs that were threatening to bust out. Then he picked the shirt up between his two fingers, and looked at it

disgusted. Then he quietly walked to Charlie's room, and I watched as he placed it on Charlie's legs. Charlie flinched, but didn't wake up. When we

got back to my room I laughed at Edward's face. "Ok miss smarty pants, truth or dare?" Edward said smugly. I stopped laughing, and looked at him

nervous. "Dare." I said nervously. Edward grinned. "I dare you to wake Charlie up, and asked him if you can go to the bathroom, then ask is he can

help you." Edward said smugly. I looked at him horrified. "Sorry love, but you have to do it." Edward laughed. I sighed, and walked over to Charlie's

room. I went over to him, and pocked him until he got up. "What is it Bella?" Charlie asked tired. "Can I go to the bathroom?" I asked reluctantly.

Charlie's eyes widened and he stared at me in surprise. "Yes, of course you can." Charlie said. "Can you help me?" I asked. Charlie looked at me

appalled. "No, you're a big girl, just go by yourself." Charlie said looking like he was going in shock. "Ok." I said walking out the door, and back into

my room. Edward was laughing so hard he would be crying if he could. "You would not believe what Charlie was thinking when you said that." He

said chuckling. "Oh yeah Edward, truth or dare." I said annoyed. Edward looked slightly nervous. "Dare." Edward said confidently. "I dare you to call

Jacob Black, and tell him that you are in love with him." I said handing him my phone. Edward glared at me, but dialed the number. I giggled as he

dialed. "Yes is this Jacob?" Edward asked smoothly. "I just wanted to tell you that I am in love with you." Edward said, and then hung up quickly. I

laughed as Edward put the phone down disgusted. "Ok Bella, truth or dare? Edward asked. "Dare." I said only feeling slightly nervous. "I dare you

to wake Charlie up, and tell him that a hobo is in your shower, and he keeps throwing soap at you." Edward said smugly. "Why do you want Charlie

to kill me?" I asked whining. "I don't, but it's just that Charlie is so funny when he is confused." Edward laughed. I groaned, and went over to

Charlie's room again. I walked very close to him, and began poking him. When he woke up he groaned. "What now, Bella." Charlie asked. "Dad

there's a hobo in our shower, and he keeps throwing soap at me." I said trying to sound scared. Charlie's eyes widened, and he jumped out of bed,

and to the bathroom. I followed him feeling completely stupid. When Charlie opened it he frowned. "Bella there isn't a hobo in our shower." Charlie

said still frowning at me. "Oh I just I was just imaging it." I said nervously. "Are you ok Bells, your acting a little strange?" Charlie asked walking back

to his room. "I'm fine dad; I'm just tired as all." I said, and walked back to my room. Edward was lying on my bed laughing a little too loudly.

"Edward, truth or dare." I said when he was finished. "Dare, I don't think you can do anything that embarrassing to me then what I did to you." He

laughed. "Fine paint your Volvo pink, and keep it that way for a year, and you have to only use it when you are going to school." I said smugly.

Edward looked surprised, and upset. "I have to paint my Volvo?" He asked defeated. I nodded, and watched from my window as he ran outside, and

began painting his Volvo. I laughed at him when he came back in. "Bella, truth or dare?" Edward asked calmly. "Dare." I said. "Ok go over to Charlie

wake him up, and when he says Bella tell him your name is Polly, and when he asks you a question slap him across the face, and when he looks mad

start to fake cry, and if he says your grounded give him a wet willy, and flick him on the ear, and when he says Polly say I want a penny." Edward

said in one breath. I stared at him in awe. "No way Edward, Charlie would kill me." I whined. "Sorry love, next time pick truth." Edward said smugly. I

groaned, and went to Charlie's room for hopefully the last time. I poked him until he woke up. He sighed, and this time sat up. "What?" He asked. I

held my hand out hesitantly, and slapped him across the face a little bit too hard. "Ouch, damn it Bella what was that for?" Charlie asked. "I slapped

him again lighter this time. "My name is Polly." I said. "Bella…" Charlie said raising his voice. "My name Is Polly." I said again. Charlie glared at me

looking furious. I began to fake cry loudly. Charlie looked up at me shocked. "Bella what is wrong with you?" Charlie asked. I slapped him again with

a little force. "My name is Polly." I said. "Ok fine Polly." Charlie said playing along. "I want a penny." I said. Charlie looked at me confused. "I don't

have a penny Bella." Charlie said. "My name is Polly." I said. Charlie frowned at me. I began to fake cry again. "What is wrong with you tonight?"

Charlie asked. I slapped him so hard there was a mark across his face. Charlie started turning red with fury. "You are grounded." He yelled. I stuck

my finger in my mouth, and sucked on it watching Charlie confused expression. Then I stepped closer to him, and put my finger in his ear. Charlie

pushed me away disgusted. "Gross, what the hell is wrong with you?" I slapped him again, and then quickly flicked his ear. Charlie was so mad I

swear there was steam coming out of his ears. I ran to my room, and laughed. "That was actually really fun." I whispered. Edward laughed. "But just

wait what your dare's going to be." I said evilly. Edward looked at me nervously.

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"Edward, truth or dare." I asked. "Dare" He said. I dare to punch Charlie, and then run out before he wakes up. Edward groaned, and got up, and

walked to Charlie's room. I followed behind him. He went over to him, and punched Charlie in the stomach, and quickly ran into Charlie's closet.

Charlie yelled out. "Ouch!" He sat up, and looked around the room. After a while Charlie laid back down, and came out looking amused. "Ok Bella,

truth or dare?" Edward asked. "Dare." I said. "I dare you to give Charlie a wedge, tell him he needs to brush his teeth and then every time he asks

you a question tell him his hair looks like a cat, and if he gets mad tell him he smells like a hobo, and when he says Bella tell him you think he needs

to go on a diet, and ask him if he liked his wedge." Edward said smugly. I groaned, and walked over to Charlie's room. I walked over to him. He was

lying on his stomach. I reached down, and gave him a super wedge. "Ouch, what the hell?" Charlie yelled. "Your hair looks like a cat. I said looking

at Charlie's hair. "Bella, what do you want?" Your hair looks like a cat, and I think you should go on a diet." I said. Charlie glared at me. "No I don't."

I yelled. "You smell like a hobo." I said. "Did you just come over to insult me?" Charlie asked fuming. "Your hair looks like a cat." I said. "Yeah I know,

you told me that all ready." Charlie said annoyed. "Did you like your wedge? I asked. Charlie glared at me. "No Bella, I did not like my wedge."

Charlie yelled. "You need to brush your teeth." I said. Charlie looked at me shocked, and he glared at me. "You smell like a hobo." I said. He glared

at me. "What is wrong with you, are you drunk or something? "Your hair looks like a cat." I said. Charlie sighed. "Go back to bed Bella." Charlie said

angry. I quickly walked out of his room, and back to mine. Edward was laughing so hard that I swore he was going to explode. "Edward truth or

dare?" I asked annoyed. "Dare." He laughed. "I dare you to call Emmett, and tell him that we are going to make love, and you need some tips, and

you have to listen to all of them with out complaining." I laughed evilly. Edward reluctantly dialed Emmett's number. "Hey Em, Bella, and I have

decided to make love tonight, so could you give me some tips before we start?" Edward asked sounding embarrassed, and nervous. Edward's eyes

widened every few minutes, and lust would fill his eyes. When they hung up he groaned. "That was complete torture." Edward moaned. I giggled.

"Bella, truth or dare?" Edward asked after a while. "Dare." I said. I dare you to take the bat out of Charlie's closet, and wake him up, then tell him to

give all the money or you will beat the crap out of him, and then start hitting the wall with the bat until there is a hole, then ask him if he is afraid of

the googey man in a scary voice, laugh loudly every time he asks a question, and every time he says Bella hit him with the bat." Edward laughed. I

sighed, and went back to Charlie's room. I went to his closet, and got one of his bats. I walked over to him, and poked him with the bat until he

woke up. He glared up at me. I held up the bat over him. "Give me the money or I will beat the crap out of you." I threatened. "Bella what are you

doing with my bat?" Charlie asked furious. I laughed loudly. Charlie looked at me confused. "What is so damn funny?" Charlie asked. I laughed again

even louder. "Bella…" Charlie groaned. I smacked him with bat. "Ouch!" Charlie yelled. "Are you afraid of the googey man?" I asked in the most scary

tone I could. "Charlie looked at me as if I grown another head. "No, why would I ?" Charlie asked. I laughed darkly, but louder then before. "Bella

you have serious problems." Charlie groaned. I glared at him, and hit him with the bat again. Then I turned around, and began hitting the wall as

hard as I could. "Bella what are you doing?" Charlie yelled. I laughed loudly, and quickly turned around, and hit him with the bat, then went back to

hitting the wall. Charlie continued to yell at me, but finally a large noticeable hole appeared. "I did it." I said proud of myself. Charlie yelled at me

again. I laughed, and slowly placed his bat on the ground, and ran back to my room. Edward was laughing as I walked in. "Edward, truth or dare?" I

asked innocently. "Dare." Edward said smugly. Yes. I cheered in my head. "I dare you to make love to me, right now." I said smugly. Edward stared

at me his mouth parted. That was the plan all along.

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Edward continued to stare at me in surprise. I laughed. "I was just kidding you silly vampire, I can wait until after the wedding." I laughed. Edward looked at me relieved.

"So what is my dare then?" Edward asked. "I dare you to lick Charlie's foot." I said proudly. Edward looked at me horrified. "Well you could do the first dare if you want." I said smugly.

In seconds Edward was out of the room. I ran into Charlie's room Edward walked over to Charlie, and bent down. I watched as Edward's tongue touched Charlie's foot. Edward got up quickly, and flew out of the room. He quickly kissed me, and stuck his tongue into my mouth. After a while he let me go pleased. "Ok all greater." Edward said pulling me back into my room.

"Ok my dear Bella, truth or dare?" Edward asked. "Dare my dear Edward. "Ok I dare you to get Charlie's gun, and wake him up, then point the gun at him, and say put your hands up, and no one will get hurt, when he says Bella yell very loudly to give you the money, and call him a old man every time he swears, when he asks a question tell him he has a very big butt, and when he gets mad tell him you wet the bed." Edward said smugly. I sighed, and slowly made my way over to Charlie's room. I spotted his gun belt, and quickly took all the bullets out.

I walked over to Charlie, and poked his head with the gun until he woke up. He looked at me he frowned. I held the gun out to him. "Put your hands up, and no one will get hurt." I yelled. Charlie looked at me shocked. "Bella put that gun down right now." Charlie said glaring at me. "Give me the money." I yelled very loudly. "Damn it Bella, put it down." Charlie yelled.

"You old man." I said harshly. "Give me the money." I yelled. Charlie glared at me. "I am not old." He said angry. "Charlie I wet the bed." I said looking ashamed at him. Charlie looked at me disgusted. "How did you wet your bed?" Charlie asked. "You have a big butt." I said. Charlie glared at me, and grumbled. "I do not have a big butt, Bella, and you are so grounded." Charlie yelled turning red. "Give me the money." I yelled. Charlie closed his eyes, and rubbed his forehead. "Go back to bed Bella." Charlie mumbled sounding beyond annoyed.

I walked back to my room after throwing Charlie's gun on the floor. Edward looked at me amused. "Edward truth or dare?" I asked. "Dare." Edward said. "I dare you to ask Jacob to marry you." I laughed. Edward glared at me as he dialed. "Hello is this Jacob?" Edward asked. "Hi Jacob, will you marry me?" Edward asked quietly, and then quickly hung up. I laughed.

"Bella truth or dare?" Edward asked. "Dare of course." I said. "I dare you to spray water on Charlie to wake him up, and spray him every time he frowns or glares at you, when he asks you a question say yes no matter what he asks, and when he yells stomp you foot, and say that you have to pee, then when he tells you to do something tell him that you wish that he would get eaten by a shark." Edward said.

I stared at him in awe. "How do you come up with all these dares?" I asked. Edward shrugged. "It's a talent." Edward said smugly. I walked over to Charlie's room, with the spray gun I found in my closet. I aimed it at him, and began to spray him. His eyes flew open, and he glared at me. I sprayed him again. "Bella what the hell are you doing with a squirt gun?" Charlie asked angry. "Yes." I said.

"Yes what?" Charlie yelled. "Yes." I said. I stomped my foot which caused Charlie to look at my like I have lost my mind. "I have to pee." I yelled feeling a little embarrassed. "Then go to the bathroom." Charlie said annoyed. "I wish a shark would eat you." I said. Charlie glared at me. "Gee thanks Bella, that's exactly what I wanted to hear." Charlie said sarcastically.

I sprayed him again, and grinned evilly. "Bella would you stop it, I have work in the morning." Charlie yelled. "Yes." I said, and stared at Charlie. "I can't go to sleep with you standing right there, go back to your room." Charlie said less mad. "I wish that you will be eaten by a shark." I said harshly. Charlie sat up, and glared at me. I squirted him. Charlie sighed, and wiped his soaked.

"Bella, do you hate me or something?" Charlie asked annoyed. "Yes." I said. Charlie glared at me. "Why." Charlie asked not at all hurt by this. I squirted him. "Yes." I said.

"Bella I thing you have completely lost it, and I'm not sure what's going to happen tomorrow, but I know it's not going to be good for you, now go to bed." Charlie said his voiced getting harsher at the end. "I hope a shark eats you." I said, and ran out of his room. Edward Cullen you are going down.

 

"Ok, Edward truth or dare?" I asked evilly. Edward looked at me nervously. "Dare, I guess." Edward said. "I dare you to call Jasper, and tell him Emmett has been thinking very perverted thoughts about him." I laughed. Edward grinned, and quickly dialed the number.

Ed's pov

"Hello Edward, what do you need?" Jasper asked politely. "Hey Jasper I am just calling to let you know that Emmett has been thinking very perverted thing about you." I said trying my best not to laugh.

"Please tell me you me he is thinking about me and Alice…" Jasper said disgusted. "Afraid not, it's all about you, and him." I said calmly. "Gross!" Jasper said appalled. "That's all I wanted to tell you so, bye." I said hanging up. Bella gives me the most fun of dares.

B's pov

"Ok my sweet Bella, truth or dare?" Edward asked stroking my cheek. "Dare." I stuttered. Edward laughed as he listened to my heart race. "I dare you to wake up Charlie, and tell him that you are a vampire, and then bite his neck, then every time he yells tell him his blood tastes disgusting.

Then when he asks you a question do the chicken dance." Edward said laughing at my tired expression. I walked back into Charlie's room, and woke him up. Charlie sat up. "What next?" Charlie asked.

I started to do the chicken dance feeling completely stupid. "Bella I swear you are going to get 'help' tomorrow." Charlie sighed. "Charlie, I am a vampire." I said, and bite him on the neck. "Ouch, damn it Bella you are not a vampire." Charlie yelled pushing me away, and rubbing his neck.

"Your blood tastes disgusting." I said trying to sound appalled. "I know Bella I am a terrible person, I am so sorry I'm not a freak like you." Charlie yelled. "Your blood is disgusting you fat old man." I hissed. I added that in because I was really mad at him for saying that. "Bella, you are not a vampire, I am not old, and you are a fruit loop." Charlie said harshly.

I walked over to him and scratched him across the face making large noticeable marks across his face. "Ouch damn it Bella, now what do you think you're a cat now?" Charlie asked furious. "Don't talk to me." I said holding up my hand, and walking out of his room. When I got back to my room Edward was laughing hysterically.

"Charlie is starting to wonder you really are mental." Edward laughed. I groaned. "Edward, truth or dare?" I asked. "Dare." He said a little smugly. "I dare you to pull off one of Charlie's socks then stuff it in his mouth, but don't like him catch you." I said giggling quietly.

Edward sighed, and walked over to Charlie's room. Edward slowly took off Charlie's socks, and then slowly went closer to him. Edward quickly shoved the sock into Charlie's mouth, and ran out of the room. Charlie sat up quickly.

He spit out the sock, and held it up confused. "Damn evil sock." Charlie said loud enough for me to hear. I ran into my room, and laughed quietly. Edward came in looking amused. "Charlie sure is a weird man." Edward murmured.

I laughed. "Bella truth or dare?" Edward asked. "Dare." I said. "I dare you to sing 'Milkshakes' to Charlie, then when he asks you a question ask him if he has milkshake, then when he yells tell him that he is just jealous that you have bigger boobs then him, oh, and ask him if you can make love to me." Edward said smugly. I groaned, and walked back to Charlie's room. I poked him on the eye.

"Ouch." Charlie whimpered rubbed his eye. Charlie glared at me. I looked at him, and began to sing.

'My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like
it's better than yours,
damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge

My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like
it's better than yours,
damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge'

When I finished Charlie looked at me shocked, and his face was all red. "Bella would you like to explain why you just sang that?" Charlie asked disturbed. "Charlie do you have milkshakes?" I asked. Charlie looked at me disgusted.

"No Bella, I am not a woman." Charlie said annoyed. "I think you are a woman." I said. Charlie glared at me. "Bella, I am not a woman!" Charlie shouted.

"You're just jealous that I have bigger boobs then you." I said folding my arms across my chest. Charlie sighed. "No Bella I am not jealous, and I am not a woman, so if you would like to insult me, or torture me with gross songs then please do it quickly I have to get back to sleep." Charlie said annoyed.

"Can I make love with Edward?" I asked. Charlie's face turned from red, to pink, to blue to purple, then back to red. "No way is that skinny little ass punk going to sleep with you, and don't even think about asking me again." Charlie yelled. I flinched, and slowly back out the door, and into my bed room. Charlie is really mad so I think he needs a short break before we start again.

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"Edward I think we should give Charlie a short break before we start messing with him again." I said nervously. "Yeah, I think your right. "Truth or dare?" I asked. "Truth." Edward said reluctantly. "Edward have you ever daydreamed about us making love?" I asked shyly.

Edward looked at me nervously, and nodded. I blushed, and giggled at his embarrassed expression. "Bella, truth or dare?" Edward asked quickly. "Truth." I said. "Would you rather marry me, or become a vampire?" Edward asked. I had to think about this.

"I guess I would rather marry you." I said. "Really, but you seem so much more… willing to be changed." Edward said surprised. I shrugged. "I want to marry you before I get changed." I explained. Edward smiled brightly. "Ok, Edward truth or dare?" I asked.

"Dare." Edward said. "I dare you to throw a piece of cheese on Charlie's face, and make sure he doesn't see you." I laughed. Edward ran to the kitchen, and was in Charlie's room in seconds.

I stood at the door excited. Edward held up a slice of cheese over Charlie's face, and quickly he dropped it, and ran out of Charlie's room. Charlie flinched, and sat up. He held up the cheese, and looked at it confused.

Charlie looked up at the ceiling, then back down at the cheese. "Where the hell did this damn cheese come from?" Charlie said confused, and slightly afraid. Charlie shrugged, and ate the cheese and laid back down. I laughed quietly, and walked back to my room.

Ok, Bella truth or dare?" Edward asked. "Dare." I said. "Ok go wake up Charlie, and tell him someone was stealing food out of our fridge, and say you don't want anyone to steal our food, then when he sees that nothing happened slap him across the face, and tell him to get our food back." Edward said. I laughed, and went over to Charlie's room. I poked his belly until he woke up. He glared at me.

"Now what?" Charlie asked. "Charlie some one is stealing the food out of the fridge, and I don't want anyone stealing our food." I whined. Charlie's eyes widened and he jumped out of bed, and ran down the stair.

He ran into the kitchen, and slowly looked around. He went over to the fridge, and opened it. When he closed it he turned around, and glared at me. "Bella no one stole our food." Charlie said annoyed.

I slapped him across the face. "Get our food back." I yelled. "Ouch damn it Bella, no one stole our damn food, now go back to bed." Charlie shouted, and walked back to his room. I laughed as I walked back to my room. Who knew making Charlie mad was so fun, I should do it more often.

 

B's pov

"Ok, Edward truth or dare?" I asked. "Dare…" Edward said a little nervous. "I dare you to fill on of my bras with peanut butter, and then put it on Charlie's face, with out him catching you." I said smugly. Edward got up looking uncomfortable.

I handed him one of my old bras, and watched him as he ran down stairs, and started filling my bra with peanut butter. When he finished he ran to Charlie's room. I giggled at Edward quickly put the bra on Charlie's face, and ran out of his room. Charlie sat up in shock. He pulled the bra off, and stared at it in surprise. He looked up at the ceiling, and then glared at the bra.

"Damn, that Bella better keep her peanut butter bras to herself." Charlie growled throwing the bra on the ground disgusted. I laughed quietly as I went back into my room. Edward grinned, "Ok, Bella truth or dare?" Edward asked. "Dare…" I said.

"I dare you to tell Charlie that you are going to marry Spongebob, then every time he swears tell him he is not invited to the wedding, and if he says Spongebob is not really slap him across the face, and tell him he is real." Edward laughed.

I grinned, and walked over to Charlie's room. I flicked Charlie's nose until he woke up. "He glared at my rubbing his nose. "What do you want?" Charlie asked. "Charlie I am going to marry Spongebob." I said.

"Bella Spongebob is not real, and you said you are marrying Edward." Charlie said annoyed. "You're just jealous that I get to marry Spongebob, and not you." I said. Charlie glared at me.

"No Bella I am not jealous that you get to marry a talking sponge that is not real." Charlie shouted. "You are not invited to the wedding." I said harshly. "Thanks Bella, thanks for uninviting me to your pretend wedding with a cartoon character, that is not real." Charlie said rolling his eyes, and glaring at me.

I slapped him across the face. "Spongebob is real." I shouted. Charlie rubbed his cheek, and glared at me. I walked out of his room, and back to mine. "Ok, Edward truth or dare?" I asked.

"Dare…" Edward said. "I dare you dump hot coffee on Charlie." I said. Edward laughed, and ran down to the kitchen. After a few minutes we both walked into Charlie's room. Edward walked over, and quickly dumped a whole cup of coffee all over Charlie's face, and then he ran out it of the room.

"Ouch, hot, hot, hot, holey shit hot." Charlie said rubbing his face. Charlie smelled his hands. "Where did this damn coffee come from?" Charlie yelled. Charlie wiped his hands on his bed, and after taking one more good look at the ceiling he laid back down.

I laughed so hard I was crying when I got back to my room. Edward was also laughing. "Charlie thinks the roof is trying to kill him now." Edward laughed. Now I was laughing harder. When we both calmed down Edward looked at me.

"Ok my love, truth or dare?" Edward asked. "Dare…" I said. "I dare you tell Charlie that he was a booger in his nose, then ask him if he farted, then sing happy birthday to him, wake him up by rubbing a banana on his face, and then when he says Bella say what kind of police man are you, you can't even touch your toes, then ask when was the last time he has showered." Edward said smugly.

I sighed. This one might get me into real trouble. I walked over to Charlie with the banana I got from the kitchen. I then began rubbing the banana all over his face. His eyes flew opened, and he grabbed my banana, and threw it against the wall.

"That poor banana." I said looking at the banana guts all over the wall. Charlie glared at me. I walked up closer to him, and stared at his nose. Charlie looked at me confused. "What are you staring at?" He asked annoyed.

"You have a booger in your nose." I commented. Charlie's eyes widened, and he covered his nose quickly. "No I don't." Charlie grumbled. "Charlie did you fart?" I asked disgusted. Charlie looked at me shocked.

"No Bella I did not fart, now leave me alone. "What kind of police man are you, you can't even touch your toes?" I said harshly. Charlie glared at me. "I can touch my damn toes for your information miss I love insulting my dad." Charlie yelled.

"Charlie when was the last time you have showered?" I asked looking at him. Charlie looked at me shocked, and angry. "I have showered every day of my life thank you very much." Charlie yelled.

I looked at Charlie, and smiled at him for the first time tonight. He looked at me warily. I began to sing the happy birthday song to Charlie. He watched me confused, and shocked, and a little annoyed. When I finished Charlie frowned at me. "It is not my birthday…" Charlie said annoyed, and surprised. I laughed, and walked back to my room.

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