This isn't mine. I just felt like writing it for no whatsoever reason. We'll begin with a box and the plural is boxes, but the plural of ox shold be oxen, not oxes. Then one fowl is goose, but two are called geese. Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a whole lot of mice. But the plural of house is houses, not hice. If the plural of man is always called men. Why shouldn't the plural of pan be pen? The cow in the plural may be cows or bovine. But the plural of vow is vows not vine. And I speak of a foot, show me your feet, But if I give you a boot-should a pair be called beet? If the singular is this and the plural is these, should the plural of kiss be nicknamed kese? Then one may be that and three may be those, yet the plural of hat shall never be hose. We speak of a brother and also of brethren, but though we say mother we never say methren. The masculine pronouns are he, his and him. But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim! So our English I think by now you'll agree is the trickiest language you ever did see!