Pimd's best pickup lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Isekai, Dec 4, 2014.

  1. This thread is intentionally made to help you lame flirters with lame pickup lines out on getting good pickup lines to get a woman cause you guys turned pimd into a dating site ? pfft so post the best pickup line you got no ordinary stuff it should be the kind that'll make them pants drop  have fun ?
     
  2. Hey what's up? Smiley face

    For what it's worth, will you be mine?

    These kill the ladies :geek:
     
  3. "Word of the day today is legs how about we go home and spread the word "
     
  4. Man that's slack af
     
  5. Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.

    I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

    I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

    Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
     
  6. Suck my ass
     
  7. Do you work on a farm? Because you really know how to raise a cock!

    Do you sell hotdogs? Because you really know how to make a wiener stand!

    Are you a fan of aliens, because im going to probe you.

    Is that a mirror in your pocket, because i see myself in your pants!

    Is that a keg in your pants, because I really wanna tap that ass!

    Did you just fart, because you're blowing me away!
     
  8. "hi I'm rich" 

    Totally kidding.
     
  9. .....do I detect some Harry potter? Pretty sure sytherin or something similar was in it.
     
  10. "Chat me" ;)

    "Wanna rp?" ;)

    Random follow

    Random relationship request

    Sends a thong as a gift with a ;)
     
  11. "I was an extra in the new film After Earth"
     
  12. :roll: It's all Harry Potter you fail nerd
     
  13.  Nu I still nerd
     
  14. Sounds like the perfect relationship
     
  15. You want us to pay real money for cats so you and ur admins get free cc. No buddy got time for that!! :roll:
     
  16. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

    Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

    If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!

    Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
     
  17. Is you bae or nah?
     
  18. I don't need pick up lines coz the only bae I need is baecon 
     
  19. My bae is fridge but diet is being a cock blocker