This thread is intentionally made to help you lame flirters with lame pickup lines out on getting good pickup lines to get a woman cause you guys turned pimd into a dating site ? pfft so post the best pickup line you got no ordinary stuff it should be the kind that'll make them pants drop have fun ?
Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous. I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky. Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
Do you work on a farm? Because you really know how to raise a cock! Do you sell hotdogs? Because you really know how to make a wiener stand! Are you a fan of aliens, because im going to probe you. Is that a mirror in your pocket, because i see myself in your pants! Is that a keg in your pants, because I really wanna tap that ass! Did you just fart, because you're blowing me away!
You want us to pay real money for cats so you and ur admins get free cc. No buddy got time for that!! :roll:
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple! Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.