pickuplines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Vital_Jenny_has_no_mercy, Oct 12, 2014.

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  1. hi guys and girls!
    what is your best/funniest/weirdest pickupline?
    post it here! share a good laugh :) laughing is good for your health! <3
    Do you know how much an elephant weights? Enough to break the ice, I'm Jenny :D <3
     
    #1 Vital_Jenny_has_no_mercy, Oct 12, 2014
  2. Wanna be my voldemort? I heard he can handle big snakesk
     
    #2 Quicky, Oct 12, 2014
  3. Is your daddy a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns?
     
    #3 TheAmazingSpider-Man, Oct 12, 2014
  4. If you were dirt, I'd dig you. ?
     
    #4 Zinc13, Oct 12, 2014
  5. Boy: Want to go out with me?
    Girl: No.
    Boy: Did you not hear what I said?
    Girl: I did.
    Boy: What did I say?
    Girl: Will you go out with me?
    Boy: Sure. :)
     
    #5 Jiggy, Oct 12, 2014
  6. I love alofunts
     
    #6 FtF_ThorRidesHisBattleElephant, Oct 12, 2014
  7. Wana go half for a bastard ??
     
    #7 Buwbuw, Oct 12, 2014
  8. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? 
     
    #8 -GiganTOR-, Oct 12, 2014
  9. GIGAN WINS.
     
    #9 jdjwksnsk, Oct 12, 2014
  10. Does your family own a firecracker industry?
    No
    I asked because you're a sexy bombshell









    Ugh :(
     
    #10 1L1K31C3CR34M, Oct 12, 2014
  11. On a scale of 1-10 you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need
     
    #11 fhdvhdf, Oct 12, 2014
  12. ? Cash or Credit?
     
    #12 ForeverAlice, Oct 12, 2014
  13. YOLO BABY LETS FUCK.
     
    #13 00_SpitFire, Oct 12, 2014
  14. ._. To help you find that special someone...

    Boy: Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I think of you I play with my...
    Girl: Gross, I have a boyfriend..
    Boy: And I have a fish
    Girl: So...?
    Boy: Oh, I thought we were both naming things that aren't important...

    ._. Hmmm... hm.... hmmmmmmmmmmm....!
     
    #14 Naz, Oct 12, 2014
  15. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Pick up a controller
    Be my player 2
    I got my boyfriend with this poem o.o

    Are you a pikachu? Because you are shocking me.
    And thats probably my best pick up line
     
    #15 -I-Will_Steal_Your_Bacon-, Oct 12, 2014
  16. My weewee got bitten by a poisonous snake, can you suck the poison out?
     
    #16 00_SpitFire, Oct 12, 2014
  17. Youre fit as fuck.
     
    #17 MeganFromUranus, Oct 12, 2014
  18. Boy:Damn
    Girl: What?
    Boy:Just lookin at that fine booty :3
     
    #18 Quicky, Oct 12, 2014
  19. Nice legs

    Bet they'd look better open
     
    #19 *-_A_-Jax (01), Oct 12, 2014
  20. I'm like a rubiks cube the more you play with me the harder I get
     
    #20 What_Are_You_Doing_StepBro, Oct 12, 2014
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