My phone rings at 2:30am,and I see it's John,I send it to voice mail,because after 9pm I don't answer any calls or go out the house.I hear a beep on my phone,indicating its a text message,,it reads,,Homie why someone approached me saying do I get my work from you,,what they trying to line me? Get at me...Now I am confused,because I live by a code..less info u give the more offbalance a person will be of who you are and what you do..So now I am upset,because I take it as someone is trying to cut in,to obtain information about what I do..When the morning come,,I called John,,,Yo homie where you at,,I'm at my crib,,,ill be there in 20 minutes,,On my drive I am contemplating who this chump is,,,Only one person come to mind,,this plug ass Chump,,Brain,,This nut,every time he see me he is telling me a sad ass story,,About nobody want to put any work in his hands,,It's evidence that he mess up..One thing I know is listen to the hungry because when their stomach start growling watch out for them they will set u up or rob you themselves ..On my drive down I get a phone call from my brother to meet him at the car wash,,so I U Turned,,in that process I see John,,and I rolled down the window and asked,was it Bee,,he said yes,,I said,,say no more,,ill be back..Now I am a little upset ,because Bee is a in the way person,,My thing is do I slap him up or hear his side with John present,,My concern is how my name got involved with that convo,,I go back home and grab my gun,because once a person get aggressive it's no turning back...When I was done chopping it up with my brother,,my ride down brickyard was in silence,,as I turned the corner my hands on my gun,,I see Bee standing next to a water plug,,playing in the water,,I jumped out my car,,Yo Bee....
What the heck did I just read Im expecting this to be either a really long joke with a terrible punch line or some kind of insperational crap