Tired of seeing and hear John Cena? Then you should eat your ears. Your ears contain a special fat that reacts with your Kidneys when it's digested. Ears strengthen your immune system and your kidneys. Here's the steps to eat your ears: 1. Find your ears. They are located at the side of the head, there should be one ear on each side, which should equal to 2 ears. 2. Simply take them off of your head by wiggling the ear gently, the ear should come right off in 2 minutes or more. If it takes more than 10 minutes for it to come off your head, contact your doctor immediately. 3. Once your ear is off your head, fill a container up with 2/3 cups of granulated sugar and gently place your ear on top of the sugar. Then add 4 teaspoons of margarine. Place the lid on the container and keep it in the freezer for 10 minutes. 4. After 10 minutes, take the container out of the freezer and take your ear out of the container, your ear should be a little cold. 5. Lick your ear with the tip of your tongue until the ear is completely moist with saliva. Dunk your ear in the nearest toilet for 5 minutes for flavour. After the dunking, your ear would be ready to eat. Repeat the same steps with your other ear.
My doctor said my ear not coming off by wiggling it so I can eat it isn't a medical emergency. He did refer me to a psychiatrist though?