PARIS SHENANIGANSSSSS

assuming this has been like my hundredth and tenth thread, I'm hoping it won't get locked due to certain circumstances and or end up in a giant shitstorm argument

So, just some ground rules before I post all my france shenanigans and an acroubatic fucking piroutte

If you're going to talk shit, or complain on my thread about ToU or something irrelevant, then steer clear of my thread

Don't waste both of our times by going 'baljdaijfiqnfna BOOP' because I'll just go 'andjkakdka nak nak nak' and it'll end in a 'ALDJAKKDKAKA WHOOPPPPPPP'.

You get me gurl

Yes you get me

YES YOU GET ME FINE

now i should really go to sleep lmao

It's like 8:30am in china and 1am in france

I HEAR THE LADY GONNA SIC HER MOP ON MY HOTEL WALL


pfffff

Just kidding I'll be here staring into your soul

I'll post more paris shenanigan photos when i get a hold of the camera ;u;

 

No wait

Today it was actually pretty interesting besides being offensive to a pole in public

I actually got a little high off the red wine and after we got out of the restaurant I got a bit lost, and mistook a pole for my mom, and so i put my forehead on the pole and whispered

'i have adolescent teenage drama secrets mom

i has

i

i has de secrets

no shush mom no pls

i

i like girls

and

and i want a puppy

I WANT.

a UNICORN

puppy

and i want

i want

i want a disco stick'

In public. I don't remember but I think that's probably some of it. And two seconds before even finishing the first part of the sentence I said it anyway, because it would be so fucking hilarious. But then I actually got into it and I whispered in a fast slur and everything was just 'BAM'.

Mind you I wasn't drunk

Just high enough to pick up my fork to drink and placing my phone into my bowl of soup

because FUCK YOU that's why

 

dear god i realty need sleepo

 

are you serious

wine is also alcohol

and alcohol can lead to being drunk

but to be drunk you have to experience mild drunkeness and even more milder drunkenness which will result in being shitfaced drunk aka ke$ha drunk

and I was probably at mild drunk

but that's because i was being a giant idiot and accidentally mistook the wine for my cup of coca cola and took the biggest fucking sip ever

 

Yeah tipsy u;

Yknow i dont need alcohol to talk like im drunk

I just have to pull off all nighters or stay up incredibly late

Because being exhausted fkr me is pretty much the equivalent of beinf tipsy

So

Roxy lalondeeeeeee

 

fine >:c

 

Keep this alive

I have great foxaii related plans for this >:I

 

My sheets were cold, and filled with silence. ,_,

i kept waking up in the fucking morning. >:c