Needed: person between the ages 1-100. Must know how to narwhal. Know how to argue (debate). Must not be from California. Must be willing to share a platonic friendship. Must know at least one OneRepublic song. Must not be a creeper or desperate. Roy, I'm doing this for you. You need a friend, so I'm gonna be an ass hole :$. **Note: this thread has no purpose, and please do not respond. That is all.