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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by EsquisiteSausageDealer, Jul 9, 2014.

  1. >I'm 48 years old
    >I love PIMD so much,
    >I have 20 or so accounts
    >I email support each morning saying " PIMD is love, PIMD is life "
    >I ask my girl friend to go upstairs, I get rejected for pineapples
    >Players make fun of me
    >I call them mother fuckers
    >They strip farm me
    >I'm sad now, i lost a lot of money
    >I'm laying in bed, alone and sad
    >I think about all the money I have!
    >I get excited! My phone vibrates
    >A message from rehab saying " this is my game "
    >They make my knees weak as I gag on the sight of them hiring more tuts
    >I'm shocked and hire back more
    >They make my phone a vibrator
    >It pleasures my hands but I'll do anything for PIMD
    >I can see me losing trillions
    >My eyes start to water at the money wasted
    >I push back to their force
    >I don't want to please rehab
    >My girlfriend walked in
    I turn my device to her and show her PIMD she turns away in her underwear
    >PIMD brightens my day as I turn away from the door, I'll always have PIMD
    >PIMD is love, PIMD is life

    I dedicate this to your SFW 
     
  2. (─■°─°)─■
     
  3. >will forever be remembered
    >my enemies are obsessed with me
    >people wish they were as wealthy as me
     
  4. >I am fantastic
     
  5. John,

    -loves to ride dick
    -can't hop off people's online dick
    -sucks dick for ec
    -sucks dick to be noticed
    -forever in the shadows tho

     
  6. Lol two people got in your way. Now try again
     
  7. They didn't get in my way.
    It was still pointed in your direction, and I stated your name so, there was no confusion.

     
  8. well this escalated quickly....
     
  9. >I went to the Toilet
    >I constipated
    >Cried in the middle of shitting
    >Think about Dolphins
    >Wipe my ass
    >Took A shower
    > Have sex with my doggy
     
  10. I love all of these.
     
  11. I͙͙͔͖͖͎͉̹͇͎͕̹̹͍͍̹ͥͣͫͤͤͤͤͥͧͧͭͭͮͮͩͮͮͮͩͯͮͮͮͩͮͮͧͧͧͧͧͧͧͧͦͦͤͩ́́́̽̀̀͆͆͆͂͆̓͆͂͆͋͆͋͆͊̽́́̽́̽͂͆̾͂͆͂͘͘͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͟͜͜͢͠͠͠͠͠͡͠͠͝͝͠͞͞͠͡͠͞͝͞͞͞ͅM̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̷̷͇͇͇̿͏͏͇͇̹̹̹͎͎͖͖͕͕͕͍͕͉͉͉͉͉͉͕͉͍͉͍͉͇͑͑͑ͦ͑͑͑ͥ́͑͌̀͌͌͆͊͊́͟͟͞͞͏͖͖͏͉͕̹͕͍̹͕͕͇͉͕́͂́̿̾͆̀͆̀̀́́͆ͅ Ś͖͖̹͉͇͎͖̹́̾̀͏̶̸̼̹͙͙͚̽ͭͦͦͬͧͦͮͦ͒͒͑͑ͦͧ͘͟͟O͖͖͍͍͉͉͉͖͍͎͉͖͑ͥͮͭͬͬͮͩͮͮͮͩͧͧͥ͐ͥ͑͑͌͌͊͊͘͘͘͘͘͢͢͢͡͠͡͡͡͝͞͞͏͖͐͐͐͐͝͞͞R͖͍͉͉͑͑͑͐͏͏͙͈͉͖͖͊͗͗͂͝͏͉͉͏͏͇͖͎͇͎͖́̀͂͂͆́́́R̸̸̶̸͕͉͎̹̹͎͕͎͉͉͉͉͖͙͚͙͙͙͑͆͆͆̾̾͆͆͑͑ͤͤ͑͑͑ͥ͑ͮͭͭͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦͦ͘͘͢͢͝͞͞͝͝͞͝͝͡͡͡͞͞͝͠͞͞Y͙͙͖͕͎ͣͤͥͦͧͦͦͥͫͫͫͬͬͬͬͬͫͫͫͫͫͪͪͫͭͥͮͮͮͮͮͮͩͥ͐͐͑͊͊͑͑͑͑͘͘͢͢͡͡͡͡͡͡͠͠͠͡͝͝͞
     
  12. Nice Zalgo text tho. 
     
  13. And I love you too little bald gay man ️
     
  14. As soon as I read "this is my game" I knew what it was. 
     
  15. John gets no love.