Once, in the deep dark forums of PimD, our very own DarkRose was born! She grew and grew, withering away from the sunlight, until 'BOOM'!! Our beautiful Rose-Alicious sprouted into something POWERFUL! Something this Under-Priced Community College we call PimD calls... The One with the Green Name. Yes. The One. Many of you wonder what this infamous Rose looks like. According to Chewy, she is a large, rather burly (Yet incredibly Sexy) man. Wrong, Chewy!! What y'all don't know, is that she changes appearance. Yes, I said it, she CHANGES HER APPEARANCE! By PimD, she is... Ahh yes. The hidden beauty of such a dark flower... But wait! PimD isn't Miss Rose's ONLY job. While taking a break from her phone, she is STILL ENFORCING THE SANITY OF THE HUMAN RACE!! Dressed up in her Sexy Teen Ninja Turtle outfit, she hits the streets. Fighting crime with her turtle-shell and little knives!! AH HA!! That's not it though, young grasshoppers. Once she is positive that her work is done, she must allow herself free time. She puts on a blonde wig, slides into a sexy ensemble, and begins working the corner! Right in front of a Candy Shop, too. Tsk Tsk Tsk. Well, hey, whatever works, right? Nothing gets fat men working in candy stores going like a skinny girl in a short dress!! Candy Brands added for an extra 'Umph'! She then sets aside her multiple personalities and winds down, ready for a bit of relaxation. She peels off her hair, makeup, and sexy body, then permanently glues herself to any piece of comfortable furniture! Don't worry! Though we all know Rose never sleeps, she does get in a few winks of 'Zzz's' occasionally! So, after some much needed beauty sleep... ... VIOLA! Though her status says otherwise, she is apparently 'For Sale' As her morning progresses, she repeats the cycle! Over and Over ad Over Again... And Over again... ------- Do you see what she must go through each ad every day?! Give her a break noobs and Pervs of all sorts! Dé. Jà. Vú. ~Ari PS. Felt Like It... PSS. -ISH
>:3 Note to Self... And all of you other Selves.... Don't rush while making a forum. You is up pictures, and misspell **and... Many, many times
Hey. Let's face it. She is 'ze most sexy Nooblet put there Just take another look at the fourth picture!! An I'm guessing she big in religion? She has a big 'ol Cross around her neck, so she must be.
Haha, I don't think she's very big in religion but hell that's just what I think. Sexiest? Hottest? I wouldn't mind getting burned by her. ~M