Alright! We, the people of PIMD, must defeat the Killer Apes of ATA. They have ruled us way to long.. It is time.... For the Rise against the App of the Apes I call it operation RATAOTA, short for Rise against the App of the Apps. This will have 5 phases. Phase 1. After recent spying on the Apes, we have discovered that the Apes' favorite food is Waffles and Nutella. So in order to starve them, we must eat the Waffles and the Nutella... And leaving only..... Nut... Nutr.... Nutritious foods Phase 2. We have discovered they have battle lines across the App Store, the forbidden words of K-A-W and G-A-W. Along with the other games FC and Meego. In order to weaken them we must prove we are the dominant, we must destroy the games by spiking the players of those games' drinks. No players, no money. Phase 3. This I call "Code Red Hot Peppers" because we unleash our deadliest weapon, one created by the genius of Warriorstein, we must drop the Atomic Pepper on the Apes' base in Vancouver. We shall unleash the BURN! Phase 4. Stop, drop, and burn. Burn your credit cards, iTunes cards, Google play cards, burn your memory if you have to, just don't buy any Banana's, they attract the Apes, who will think your making waffles and banana's. Phase 5. The final phase.... This phase is the final.. We must all unite and protest against the evil spawns known as kittens. That is why we must rebel against the Apes and nutrition. United we fall, Divided we... Wait no it's United we stand, Divided we go bankrupt.
So if i unite with you and the others, we all go bankrupt? And I've just scarfed off the last box of Nutella last night. Does that help? ? ️