One-Year! Kill Me Off

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sherily, Apr 16, 2019.

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  1. Yeah, I know I already have a competition thread going on for my 2000th post but, turns out, this got buried under my inc and I gotta do something for this, too. ; )



    SO, whoever sends the funniest headline of "How Sherily Died" gets a bento.

    Don't violate Terms of Use, submit by April 21st. Have fun killing me!
     
    #1 Sherily, Apr 16, 2019
  2. Girl Deepthroats Screwdriver in Attempt to Create Meme, Cuts Throat and Dies.

    Idk this is difficult, congrats qt
     
    #2 WhoTfIsWesday, Apr 16, 2019
  3. you’ve only been playing for ONE year? 
     
    #3 Chulo17, Apr 16, 2019
  4. Dude, that only happened one time and it was only nearly fatal.

    Yes, am nub. :3
     
    #4 Sherily, Apr 16, 2019
  5. Local Redhead Dies Doing The Dirty With Her Many, Many Wives
     
    #5 Rynnethia, Apr 16, 2019
  6. I can only hope this is how I go.
     
    #6 Sherily, Apr 16, 2019
  7. Woman Dubbed As "The Real Momo" Stampeded To Death By Mob of Triggered Parents
     
    #7 Muschi, Apr 16, 2019
  8. Side note: Can one die of pimd old age? ?
     
    #8 Anonymous, Apr 16, 2019
  9. See: Mulva, Steven, and various other now inactive OG players
     
    #9 Muschi, Apr 16, 2019
  10. So like [stats]50/50[/stats]
     
    #10 Anonymous, Apr 16, 2019
  11. I AM NOT DEEPLY CUT BY THIS, I SWEAR. :') lmao

    No one ever dies on PIMD. Their accounts are forever.
     
    #11 Sherily, Apr 16, 2019
  12. Your dignity is absolutely trampled by it though :')
     
    #12 Muschi, Apr 16, 2019
  13. Woman Found Deceased In Her Home After Contracting a Rare & Deadly Form of Herpes From Her Dog
     
    #13 RoseMilkTea, Apr 16, 2019
  14. Slips in shower smashes head on the side of the tub blood filling your lungs slowly suffocating you. You survive but die 20 years later from ass cancer.
     
    #14 DoctorDaddy, Apr 16, 2019
  15. BRUH



    I am getting a mod to delete this thread.



    Lmao jk pls don't. ?
     
    #15 Sherily, Apr 16, 2019
  16. Lmao The plot twist.
     
    #16 Sherily, Apr 16, 2019
  17. LMAOOOOO ily
     
    #17 RoseMilkTea, Apr 16, 2019
  18. “Woman deprived from Internet forum for too long - dies of withdrawal”

    “If only ata had solved the glitch sooner” says fellow former
     
    #18 Maddi_Matsu, Apr 16, 2019
  19. ???
    I feel PeRsOnAlLy aTtAcKeD
     
    #19 Sherily, Apr 16, 2019


  20. Maddi is still trying to be edgy
     
    #20 Tempting, Apr 16, 2019
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