Oh God I Cannot Say Any Fantastically Sparkling Words, Which Do Count As Poetry, btw On Any Ready-made Thread Today S S S O O O O O O O I'M WONDERING IF ANYONE CAN PERFECT MY SPARKLY BEAUTIFULNESS!!! Which is physically, mentally, literally and virtually IMPOSSIBLE So come forth! Show me your best impression of me! SHOW ME WHATCHA GOT, SISTAHH I'll be waiting
BEANSIE DARLING! If this continues, I'll have to whack you with my fashion stick Aka meter stick Aka they designers don't use meter sticks Aka they use those cloth measure tapes Aka I don't know what they're actually called