NUTTY BUTTERSCOTCH CARAMEL CRISPS! Up-and-coming food experimentalist, Mr. Brother_Matt, has yet again discovered a special mouth-watering creation by a freak accident! His "Nutty Butterscotch Caramel Crisps" could give a certain gourmet popcorn store a run for its money! Move away Garrett (not our beloved forumer, but the popcorn maker)! Coming to paint the town red is a mad food scientist with an unquenchably odd passion for the weirdly eccentric! Yours Truly, Brother_Matt Chill! Have a Bento Set!
ERR-MEZ!!! Everything created by me, spoken by me, done by me, anything by me... SCARES YOU!!! BOO!!! RAWRRRRRR!!!
Olli? *confused* HELLO GURU!!! One of my bromancers! It's been awhile, hasn't it? How are you?
One life, Live it spread the word xD and OLLIAFM = One life, live it away from Matt We don't need YOLO :3 Btw - you only live one :3 that's for noobs OLLI!!! :3
BLIZZYBABY!!! If only I were your hubby eh? You'd grow fat in seconds flat! Thousands of delicacies, rolling about in our tummies! Oh yes! Speaking in rhymes, that's gotta worth much more than a dime!
Lol Matt does scare me.... Tremendously! Seriously! Who goes around claiming to be everyones brother?!?! Sounds creepy!
Live it away from ME?!!! Yes. Those who live with me needs to adopt a healthy lifestyle and run everyday! Because I make delicious foods! No pain. No pleasure. Sadomasochism.
My hubby would be the one doing household chores whilst I work my ass off. Yep. That's my future life. And who are you calling fat? .-. The only thing inside the fridge is a tomato anyway. e.e I'll show you all when I cook a delicious meal for myself tomorrow. 8(
Oh... Like my... Admirer ... I kinda hate him okay, REALLY hate him. ._. He cracks lewd jokes at the girls and talks about disgusting stuff! That's why I broke his heart