Nooby List: parody of chocolatethunder’s buddy list

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Balron, Feb 9, 2018.

  1. Grind up on them stats
    You get 10k hunt drops
    Beat me at my game
    And I take you off the nooby list
    A skilled noob could be a cool dud
    Fail trolls mess with me and snooze
    Can't out party me
    You only need 8k dude
    You'll get a piggy banks
    And the thangs
    Humble role player
    Trying be loved as if he was cool
    Wish the mentioned me
    No one to love, no one to hug
    Why people hate on my thirsty crew
    Extra Chromosome Geng
    They momma ain’t give them ec
    They drop outta t10
    So the Roleplay to keep it cool
    Don't you play like you a fool
    I’m the new jaco fool
    Now I can’t even rp
    It must be yo time to hunt
    Cause you're stats mad low
    I'll get you up on your feet
    Cuz you been on your knees
    So all you noobs
    Come hunt and Roleplay w/ me
    I'm trynna be the 500th best

    (All credit to chocolatethunder since I copy and pasted and then changed stuff, go check his thread called “buddy list”, also hi mom it’s your son, idiot, I’m just gonna thank you and pa for the extra chromosomes)
     
  2. That’s nice, even gave thanks to him and stuff
     
  3. I take it back. What I said earlier about your poem. Too long.
     
  4. Op, you've made enough threads for the day. Go to sleep
     
  5. 10k hunt drops ?