No Good Story Starts With…

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Emanon_, Sep 7, 2013.

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  1. No Good Story Starts Off With

    "Man Last Night We Git So Trashed…"

    "See what had happened was…"

    "Idk how to explain this but…"

    And Much More, tell me what are some of your favorite bad story starters.
     
    #1 Emanon_, Sep 7, 2013
  2. "Once upon a badass"

    that's the best one I've seen xD
     
    #2 *renamed2549856 (01), Sep 7, 2013
  3. It's starts with BAD grammar!!!
     
    #3 xlIIl-iHit_Whoever_iWant-llIlx, Sep 7, 2013
  4. Enable go home you're drunk 
     
    #4 That_Witch_BunBun, Sep 7, 2013
  5. It* 
     
    #5 xlIIl-iHit_Whoever_iWant-llIlx, Sep 7, 2013
  6. Eman* really autocorrect 
     
    #6 That_Witch_BunBun, Sep 7, 2013
  7. I might be lol
     
    #7 Emanon_, Sep 7, 2013
  8. Once upon a time this slut
     
    #8 -TPR_MCBOwnsASkyline, Sep 7, 2013
  9. Tomorrow.... - thats the worst ken
     
    #9 -TPR_MCBOwnsASkyline, Sep 7, 2013
  10. No good story starts with "the end" ? see what I did there?
     
    #10 TheAlphaLion, Sep 7, 2013
  11. "So the last time I did this..."

    
     
    #11 MarshmallowTheGamer, Sep 15, 2013
  12. "Back when I was in the civil war..."
     
    #12 Game0ver, Sep 15, 2013
  13. "Back when I was a child..."  No. Just no.
     
    #13 BigHer0, Sep 15, 2013
  14. "remember when I used to be alice?..."
     
    #14 Game0ver, Sep 15, 2013
  15. "Remember that time when..."  Only in the case that you can't remember because you weren't there.

    Or the lovely "Oh, you had to be there.." Stories.
     
    #15 BigHer0, Sep 15, 2013
  16. ? No I don't remember that time you were Alice.
     
    #16 BigHer0, Sep 15, 2013
  17. Hey alice, remember that time you thought you were a man?"


    Oh yeah you weren't there.
     
    #17 Game0ver, Sep 15, 2013
  18. Jerk!!! ?
     
    #18 BigHer0, Sep 15, 2013
  19. Good times
     
    #19 Game0ver, Sep 15, 2013
  20. "And one time, at..."
    Everytime I hear this, it makes me think of the movie American Pie, "And one time, at band camp...." lol.
     
    #20 Mrs_Imagine, Sep 15, 2013
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