Hai guys :3 So, decided to make one of these. But course Im not sleepy like before, in my [Sleepy NinzSizzle Talks] series. No, I'm just listening to some dubstep. Namely, Kill Everybody. I would like to address some issues, that will greatly affect the world if not dealt with immediately. Did you know that the spiny echidna is in fact an endangered species? Yes, you know that spiny echidna that you call ugly? They spend hours putting on makeup just to look pretty. You know that spiny echidna you call fat? They are bulimic. You know that spiny echidna you call gay? They have alien hand syndrome. Just because armadillos have hard shells doesn't mean they don't have any feelings! Armadillos can cry too! Don't make fun of them just because they have three bands instead of nine. If you are a man, get strong for someone. It doesn't matter if you cry, as long as you can laugh again. Sexist Joke of the Day If a tree falls on a girl, and no one is there to see it, has it really fallen? ... What's a tree doing in the kitchen? Yes, yes, I know, don't get too excited now. Hilarious, no? No? .... Well then. It's always darkest just before the dawn So stay awake with me, Let's prove them wrong. ©Rise Against So why is it so dark outside? Why must I wake up before the sun has risen? I bet they didn't do that in the old days.... Well, back in my day, we ain't got no fancy shmancy televisions you boys and girls got now. No, our family would gather round the radio and listen to all them stations. Dang, back in my day, we had to walk five miles in the snow barefoot, during a blizzard. We sure didn't have any of those automobiles you youngsters have now a days. If quiz is quizzical, then what's test? I will leave you with that to ponder. -ηιηζςιζζιξ©
This is just like Chloe's stupid rant threads. Random statement here Notice the 15 wasted lines in between Random Statement Here A few more skipped lines Something slightly funny here More lines Cont.
Not so much. I've never made a thread for the sole purpose of making a long, pointless post. My threads are all short and have only one focus.