Hello, my name is Nikolai, and I'm here against my own will to advertise the most useless thing ever: POCKET PEE! Have you ever been walking around and had to pee, but were too much of a lazy ass to walk to a bathroom?! Well the pocket pee will fix that, comrade! You simple put the extendable tube in- *instructions removed for being too sexy* So go pick up a pocket piss- I mean pee, today! Can I leave now? This chain makes my ankle itch