New mom

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by AfterDark-Aphrodisiac, Aug 21, 2019.

  1. Hi,I’ve recently become a new mom to a beautiful baby girl,she’s 6 weeks old now,at first she was sleeping all during the night just waking up for her feed .. but now she’s not sleeping at all during the night and during the day all she does is cries and poops .. I’ve put her in the oven,in the fridge and even on my doorstep hoping she would stop crying but nothing seems to work.. I’m at my wits end and have started to drink alcohol just to put me in coma/deep sleep while she cries during .. please any suggestions at all ? Thanks
     
  2. You can drop her off at a fire station, police station, or hospital with no questions asked.

    If you haven't thought to take her to the Dr instead of putting her in the oven you probably should just give her to the police.
     
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  4. Fire station.. seems reasonable.. I need a light for my cigarette
     
  5. Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
     
  6. If you press Ctrl Alt Del your baby should be rebooted and you'll be able to install better software this time.
     
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  7. Did you sprinkle cheese on it before puttin it in the oven? I tend to find cheese makes most things better
     
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  8. Congrats on becoming a new mom! Children are the best! Crying is their only way of telling us what's wrong. Idk which parts are serious or not, but if you're breast feeding the alcohol will be absorbed into the breast milk and cause issues. Babies love being with mommy and daddy, so just hold and rock them and do a very gentle shushing, just gotta learn what your baby likes and doesn't like, newborns don't do much, when they reach like 2-3 months you'll need to start tummy time! Hope this helps
     
  9. Did you put it in rice?
     
  10. Mmmm.. cheese.
     
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