Nerdy chat up lines...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Froggo8, Nov 8, 2015.

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  1. Okay they will be clean because I don't want to get silenced or anything. They'll be in no particular order...

    1~ You're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

    2~ Did you use the stupify charm or are just a natural stunner?

    3~ You must be Sin2 X as I am Cos2 X as together we make one.

    4~ My love for you is like Pi (π);irrational and infinite.

    5~ Would kissing you increase Global Warming enough to cause irreversible effects to the Polar Ice Caps or be just enough to break the ice?

    6~ Looking at you I can see what creationists mean, they may have a point after all...

    7~ Call me Kirby as I am taking you to Dreamland.

    8~ Did you get sacrificed to Hephaestus because you're absolutely smoking.

    9~ Will you be the Leia to my Han so I don't have to be Solo?

    10~ I'm not a Chaser, a Beater or a Seeker. I'm a keeper.

    11~ Do you have 11 protons? You must because you're Sodium fine.

    12~ Beards can be red; Blades can glow blue; there's only one precious. That must be you.

    13~ Are you an Alien? I ask because you just abducted my heart.

    14~ I'm not obtuse, but you are acute girl/boy.

    15~ You're sweeter than 3.141592654...

    16~ I less than 3 you. (I <3 you)

    17~ We may not be in Professor Fitwick's class but you're still charming.

    18~ R4 is red; R2 is blue; if I had the force I'd be right there with you.

    19~ You're so hot you denature my proteins

    20~ We must both be Hadrons as I feel a strong attraction force between us

    21~ You're so sweet I'm developing an insulin resistance.

    22~ Are you a glitch because you just made my heart lag

    23~ You're the Obi-Wan for me...

    24~ You're so perfect even a Cyberman couldn't upgrade you...

    25~ You must be a Weeping Angel as I can't take my eyes off you.

    26~ Did you set your looks to stun?

    27~ Are you the hulk? Because you're smashing

    28~ My love love is like Lembas Bread, one taste is enough to get your fill.

    29~ Girl I love water,that means I love more than 70% of you

    30~ You shall not pass! Until you give me your number.


    Okay this was fun. Thanks for reading.   
     
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